video;

[bolder]

Who: Toph Beifong
Broadcast: Everyone
Action: Blue Fish if you want
When: Feb 22, afternoon

[Here's Toph's face, looking very serious. Like, super serious.]

Guys, I have a really important question I want to know the answer to.

[And a pause for dramatic effect.]

Has anyone actually been to jail yet? I mean, there is one, and we have robot police drone things. So what's the hold up? [She sounds almost disappointed. Toph really wants to break someone out, okay?]

Comments

[audio]

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... huh. Interesting. ]

Are you trying to stage something for increased ratings? The police are incredibly slow and ineffective here, if you want my experience.

video???

[bolder]

Not really, but if it happens, great.

[She sighs.] Yeah, I figured. Still, there should be at least one person, right?

or [video], that works too

[eyeforaneye]

So what you're saying is that you want the opportunity to witness someone not only commit a criminal act but then be bumbling and stupid enough to actually serve time for it.

Are you a sadist?

i didn't see your edit (hurhur)-- audio it is

[bolder]

No, that'd be dumb. I don't need to witness them do anything, it'd be a waste of time.

[Duh, Sasuke.]

You like to make assumptions, don't you?

we are communicating and that is what matters

[eyeforaneye]

Yes. If I make a grandiose and accusatory assumption then people get defensive and are more likely to follow up with the truth.

[ He is completely unashamed of his tactics. ]

depends on who you ask

[bolder]

[Actual kanye shrug going on here. Toph sounds pretty unaffected.]

If you wanted to know why I'm asking, why not just say so? I've got nothing to hide.

the only people that matter, us

[eyeforaneye]

Very well. Why are you asking?

nah

[bolder]

I want to see if I can break someone out without being caught.

[eyeforaneye]

... I see. [ Give it one moment. ]

If I provided you with the opportunity, would you be able to compensate me in any way?

[bolder]

Possibly. It'd depend on a few things.

[eyeforaneye]

Such as?

[bolder]

Who you're getting locked up, what for, if they have powers, and what you want out of it.

[She's not such a sucker, Sasuke. At least not as much as some of her crew.]

[eyeforaneye]

I'm willing to commit a few simple victimless crimes and then allow myself to get arrested for your experiment. After that, I'd expect a payment.

Two hundred fifty credits before, another two hundred fifty afterward. Nothing unreasonable.

[bolder]

[Toph fall silent. She's obviously considering this. Guys, stop them.]

Give me two days, and I'll get back to you on it. No price increases, either.

[eyeforaneye]

That's slower than I expected. Are you normally so sluggish to make decisions?