video;

[bolder]

Who: Toph Beifong
Broadcast: Everyone
Action: Blue Fish if you want
When: Feb 22, afternoon

[Here's Toph's face, looking very serious. Like, super serious.]

Guys, I have a really important question I want to know the answer to.

[And a pause for dramatic effect.]

Has anyone actually been to jail yet? I mean, there is one, and we have robot police drone things. So what's the hold up? [She sounds almost disappointed. Toph really wants to break someone out, okay?]

Comments

depends on who you ask

[bolder]

[Actual kanye shrug going on here. Toph sounds pretty unaffected.]

If you wanted to know why I'm asking, why not just say so? I've got nothing to hide.

the only people that matter, us

[eyeforaneye]

Very well. Why are you asking?

nah

[bolder]

I want to see if I can break someone out without being caught.

[eyeforaneye]

... I see. [ Give it one moment. ]

If I provided you with the opportunity, would you be able to compensate me in any way?

[bolder]

Possibly. It'd depend on a few things.

[eyeforaneye]

Such as?

[bolder]

Who you're getting locked up, what for, if they have powers, and what you want out of it.

[She's not such a sucker, Sasuke. At least not as much as some of her crew.]

[eyeforaneye]

I'm willing to commit a few simple victimless crimes and then allow myself to get arrested for your experiment. After that, I'd expect a payment.

Two hundred fifty credits before, another two hundred fifty afterward. Nothing unreasonable.

[bolder]

[Toph fall silent. She's obviously considering this. Guys, stop them.]

Give me two days, and I'll get back to you on it. No price increases, either.

[eyeforaneye]

That's slower than I expected. Are you normally so sluggish to make decisions?