im 500 years old and what is this

[invigorates]

Who: lioriley and anyone
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: the bishop
When: right meow

[ lioriley isn't really one for asking such seemingly random questions to the fleet, but she has no idea who to turn to in her moment of need!

hence why the elf is sitting in one of the medbays aboard the bishop, a set of boots before her. she gestures to them and cuts to the chase quickly; ]

A question, for those that may be familiar with such things:

...How is one meant to walk in these? I had tried them on earlier, but I was met with - ah - well, let us just say that I am not accustomed to such things. If you happen to be though, any input would be highly appreciated. [ lessons in walking in heels even more so, but they can get to that eventually. ]

Comments

[avaricious]

Wouldn't the easier thing be to just now wear them at all? Not that I don't think they look nice. But you have to go with what works for you.

[invigorates]

They were a gift, I feel it would be rude not to at least try and wear them. [ he has a good point though. alas. ] I did not know they even made heels so sharp...

[avaricious]

If you could ever manage to stand in them, they'd give one hell of a punch.

[Greed doesn't think he'd be able to. Hell, he never knew how Lust managed it.]

[invigorates]

I am certain I could manage with enough patience and practice. I doubt there will be much 'punching' done, though.

[avaricious]

Shame. I gotta admit - I'd love to see it in action. [And hell, she seemed something of a looker even if she was blue. Her in heels like that? He's down for it.]

[invigorates]

I fear I am not so inclined to indulge such things, even if I could stand in them. [ the next part is probably meant to be a joke, but her expression doesn't change much even as she says it: ] You could always purchase a pair yourself.

[avaricious]

[Lack of tone or not, Greed takes it in good humor regardless.]

Tempting, but this body isn't exactly a pillar of masculinity as it is. I'd rather not confuse the issue.

[Very amusing, comments Ling Yao from within.]