im 500 years old and what is this

[invigorates]

Who: lioriley and anyone
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: the bishop
When: right meow

[ lioriley isn't really one for asking such seemingly random questions to the fleet, but she has no idea who to turn to in her moment of need!

hence why the elf is sitting in one of the medbays aboard the bishop, a set of boots before her. she gestures to them and cuts to the chase quickly; ]

A question, for those that may be familiar with such things:

...How is one meant to walk in these? I had tried them on earlier, but I was met with - ah - well, let us just say that I am not accustomed to such things. If you happen to be though, any input would be highly appreciated. [ lessons in walking in heels even more so, but they can get to that eventually. ]

Comments

voice;

[geonomy]

Oh. Wow.

I don't know about you, but those always looked more like weapons to me.

[yeah okay he's seen ladies walk in them but HOW]

[invigorates]

[ WOW she hadn't even thought of that before. that's actually kind of terrifying. ] I suppose if someone were dedicated enough, they would be able to wield them as such. I, however, just need to try and walk on them.

[geonomy]

[That's what happens when you grow up with a lawyer for a best friend who had to look into cases with weird murder weapons.]

I'm sure you'll do fine! But, uh, I have no idea. It looks like a whole big balancing act just to stand still with them!

[invigorates]

Well, I appreciate your input nonetheless. [ whatever input that was. ] It is... quite the challenge. I suspect it will do me well, to some degree.

[geonomy]

[Someday, Lior, you really will use those boots as weapons, and you'll thank Clay for the idea. Someday.]

I dunno, I heard heels like that can kind of damage the leg muscles. You know, since you're up on your toes all the time?