im 500 years old and what is this

[invigorates]

Who: lioriley and anyone
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: the bishop
When: right meow

[ lioriley isn't really one for asking such seemingly random questions to the fleet, but she has no idea who to turn to in her moment of need!

hence why the elf is sitting in one of the medbays aboard the bishop, a set of boots before her. she gestures to them and cuts to the chase quickly; ]

A question, for those that may be familiar with such things:

...How is one meant to walk in these? I had tried them on earlier, but I was met with - ah - well, let us just say that I am not accustomed to such things. If you happen to be though, any input would be highly appreciated. [ lessons in walking in heels even more so, but they can get to that eventually. ]

Comments

[experiencepoints]

Damn. Worth a shot.

You don't wear heels, though?

[invigorates]

I do not. I imagine such things would be quite a hindrance while one is walking great lengths, or doing much of anything for that matter...

[experiencepoints]

Not really, once you're used to it? I mean, I had a couple of gear sets at home with tall heels, they never got in the way of adventuring.

[rpg logic.]

[invigorates]

You wore them while adventuring?! [ she is absolutely stunned. ] You must be quite talented, and well balanced.

[experiencepoints]

Yeah? I'm really not, you just get used to it quickly.

[invigorates]

I could never do something like that. I can barely stand in place without wobbling currently.

[experiencepoints]

Well... I guess practice just standing, first. When you walk in them, bring your foot down flat, so you don't put your weight on the narrow point.

[invigorates]

[ she's going to do it. She's going to try and stand — nope, there she goes, falling right back into her chair. ]

...This is dreadfully embarrassing, I must admit.

[experiencepoints]

[... yeah she's trying not to laugh.]

Do you need me to come help?

[invigorates]

[ LISTEN!!! ]

If you are so inclined, I would not mind the help...

[experiencepoints]

I'll be there in a minute.

[And in a minute, she does indeed show up. except now she's wearing a pair of tall purple high heeled boots. seriously, how can she walk in those.]