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[birdsbirdsbirds]

Who: Anyone! Everyone!
Broadcast: If you want!
Action: On the FLOOT LOOP stations! Or the planet!
When: WHENEVER time is an illusion.

[you know the drill! this is a mingle for the stations floating around the bizarre forest planet, or the forest planet itself!

want to get away from the forest illusions? are you stopping for supplies? were you just really craving a bowl of Floot Loops for some reason? whether you are backdating for pre-planet shenanigans or just want to mess around, this is the post for you!]

Comments

[catamite]

Well, the trees really are dangerous, but I don't know whose fault it is. The ones outside the city are all crazy and out of control, so everybody watches the ones inside the city so they don't go crazy too.

There are, like... tree cults and stuff that try and get the ones in the city to grow and spread, and so if you talk like that... people think you're one of them.

[yourdistraction]

[ Gasp! Actual gasp. Ehhhhh, those days when you worry about Thedas being a shit hole. Hear something like this. ]

Maker's breath, that's terrible! Such a perversion...

[ And people aren't blaming darkspawn or blood magic? What's gong on? Well elves must be enough of a scapegoat there. ]

The trees here aren't like that, I promise. I climbed them just earlier, and I'm quite fine. I'll happily show you.

[catamite]

I'll just... take your word for it.

[oh, but he's starting to feel kind of pushy with his own story and opinions here, so he scales it back a little]

I mean, I like trees! The whole elf thing--I can't help it, y'know. I like the ones in the city parks, just... not in the wild so much.