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[hitbyakar]

Who: Lisa Lisa & you!
Broadcast: Text, fleetwide
Action: Nah
When: This morning!

[ Lisa Lisa isn't really huge on the whole network thing. At least, actually using it to communicate much. But she does read it often, as it's an undoubtedly useful source of information at times. And she's noticed that more often than not, if a question is asked, many people will answer candidly, so it's time to ask a question. ]

Who is your greatest enemy?

And why?

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[save_the_souls]

[oh well, Allen has a simple answer to this one]

My is the Millennium Earl. Back in my world, he's trying to wipe out humanity.

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[hitbyakar]

[ Yep, that is pretty simple. And an understandable reason. ]

Has this Earl ever come to this place?

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[bastardmonk]

His title is Ukoku Sanzo. He pisses me off. It's personal, now.

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[hitbyakar]

[ A personal grudge, then ... ]

What about him irritates you?

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[mistyday]

Why do you want to know? I mean, I don't give a shit if you know mine, but people sure do like asking these things around here.

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[hitbyakar]

It is possible any one of these enemies may arrive here one day. It would be a good idea to know of them and what they might try to accomplish beforehand.

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[interstices]

That's a weird question to ask out in the open.

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[hitbyakar]

I hardly think so. If we all must be forced to live together, any threat may become a threat to all of us.

[ She understands wanting to keep secrets, or having things that you don't really want to talk about -- but in such close quarters, that might be impossible. ]

[theshabbiestofmen]

I suppose the man we all wage war against: Voldemort. The leader of a violently prejudiced group who slaughters innocents eagerly. Rather like Hitler, if you're from any version of Earth with a second world war.

[hitbyakar]

[ Okay, that guy sounds pretty terrible, but whoa whoa hold up a sec: ]

When would such a thing have taken place?

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[beardstrokes]

The Dark Side and those who follow it.

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[hitbyakar]

Do you believe this could become a concern here?

[shishkebub]

Digital watches. Never can seem to program the damn things.

[hitbyakar]

[ ...

She ignores this. Both because she doesn't know what a digital watch is and also because this isn't the type of answer she was looking for. GOSH. ]

[seaoflight]

A complex question. The simple answer being those who would harm innocents and bring destruction upon those who merely want to live peacefully. Agents of the Dark Side of the Force.

If you wish a specific name: Exar Kun, though he no longer lives.

[hitbyakar]

[ Well, fortunately, she's already heard a little bit about the Dark Side, so -- ]

Was his life taken by your hand, then?

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[bryces_pup]

The taint, and everything it brings with it.

[For right now, she has no tangible enemy, so to speak. Loghain was dead, the Archdemon was dead. She supposes "darkspawn" would also work, but they are of the taint, so it falls under that umbrella as well.]

Also, those who would bring harm to my country and its people.

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[hitbyakar]

What exactly is "the taint"?

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[theroadwarrior]

flat tires.

[HARDY HAR HARRRRR.

Is this a real answer? Is this sarcasm?

Max is taking it to the grave with him.]

[passingthrough]

I assume you're looking for something other than "myself."

[Which she imagines many people should put, not just her.]

i am so late i apologize

[hitbyakar]

Not necessarily. Though I would ask why you'd consider that your answer, in that case.

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[mylegacy]

Are you worried?

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[hitbyakar]

I'd simply like to be prepared, should any of these things appear.

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[lord_wizard]

What is yours?

[He doesn't consider his answer relevant but he's curious about why she's asking, so...right to the chase]

text; super fucking late im so sorry

[hitbyakar]

A specific brand of vampire.

[ragazzina]

Um...I don't...think I really have one, honestly! And because, um...well, I guess because I try not to have any, haha...

[This is sort of a lie. She could probably name one if she really wanted, but "enemy" doesn't really fit quite right. Enemy implies some kind of capacity to fight or resist them, and that isn't the case in the slightest.]

Ah, I'm sorry, I guess that means this probably wasn't a question meant for me, was it?

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[hitbyakar]

It's all right, Suzie. I'm glad to hear that you don't.

[ Precious Suzie doesn't need to have any enemies B( ]

[nextlineis]

That's a little bit of a heavy question to just ask people don't you think?

[ACQUIRE SOME CHILL, MUM. THANKS.]

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[hitbyakar]

[ Never, son. Never. ]

No one is required to answer.