In like a Tourist, out like a lamb

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Tourists and visitors!
Broadcast: nah
Action: S.S. Tourist
When: March!

[ What are you up to this month, Tourists? Living up to your ship name on the station? Well, share your spoils with the rest of the crew! Or maybe you've been engaging in ahem illicit pursuits? We promise not to tell! ]

Comments

[takingkarabusiness]

That's also good, though I'd probably prefer you were somewhere, I don't know, infecting their mainframe with a virus.

[ there was an attempt at understanding computers there, kind of ]

[winn]

[ and he appreciates it! she should be able to tell by his huge smile. ]

I've got some nasty ideas -

[takingkarabusiness]

I have complete faith that you do, but we probably shouldn't discuss our nefarious plans out loud.

[winn]

What do you mean nefarious, nasty's the new 'off the heezy fo' sheezy' better keep up on your slang, Danvers -

[ he'll take a smile, but the laugh is what he's really going for here. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Were those words?

[ he'll get feigned unimpressed-ness ]

[winn]

[ oh come on! you don't want to laugh at him even a little bit? ]

For all we know, in some universe they're the Gettysburg Address.

[takingkarabusiness]

[ laughs. okay fine winn ]

Let's just be glad it's not ours.

[winn]

[ yes! he winns! ]

Though it would make people quoting it a lot more entertaining -