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Who: Wonderducks and their visitors!
Broadcast: None!
Action: The Wonderduck
When: RIGHT NOW

[Alright guys! What are you up to this month? Hopefully having fun. And ignoring whatever disaster is going on in the kitchen because they've gotta make due somehow.]

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Um.

Food?

[look davesprite you wanted her to try]

[He's concerned.]

Are you sure that's food.

[There's a glob of gel on another glob of gel on the counter. He prods their fused Zord form.]

Is this here for a reason. [He's not gonna judge if it is.]

...

It... looked nice?

[She stares at it, seriously, for a short time.]

I'm sorry, I tried.

[He puts up both hands.]

Whoa, no, you're good. This is just. Uh. Unexpected.

[He sniffs a little at the lump. Davesprite, why...]

Were you trying to make something in particular or was this a trial by reckless fire kind of day.

Trial by reckless fire sounds about right...

I was hoping that I'd make something that would actually taste good.

Yeah, that's way harder than it sounds and I have absolutely shit standards for food, if we're real.

[Nudging the blob back along the counter, ey.]

Though while we're being real, the real hooligan in the kitchen is the gelatinous constitution of this garbage. Did you try the vegetable mix. Even I know vegetables don't go down like that.

[She nudges the blob, too, watching it blob along a little.]

I put some of it in, but... I guess we can say that combination isn't going to work at least.

Oh, god.

[He watches the lump jiggle.]

What did you combine it with.

Um.

A little bit of everything.

[PUASE.. ... ,]

Ok, maybe you are worse at this than me.

[Davesprite, that is fucking rude.]

[That's SUPER rude, Davesprite.]

It was just an experiment! That... is probably edible, but I wouldn't actually eat it.

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Yeah, I don't know if I'd be able to keep it down and I'm not sure I can puke. But so, uh, do you want some help cleaning this up.

[Because this sure is a thing that happened to the kitchen.]

A little help might be nice.

But it's my mess, so I don't mind doing it by myself if I have to!

Well, it's not like I've got anything else to do right now. [Or...ever. Though his helping capabilities might be under question when he just. Picks up the lump between two fingers.

Well, part of it. Barely even, as it squishes apart like jello.]

Oh, gross.

[... Oh god ew. She just looks incredibly distressed for a second, before going to find something to shove it into so that they can toss it out.]

Oh no. I'm never doing that again.

It was a valiant first effort.

[He's just gonna, uh, shimmy the blob remains into the provided waste receptacle, while making a face at how gross it feels in his hands.]

I mean the color you got out of it was incredible. I didn't know food coloring could do that.

I didn't, either!

I... I suppose we learned that much, at least. So it wasn't all for nothing.

[thanks for taking one for the team, davesprite]

[He's here to suffer disgusting food blobs in everyone else's stead.]

If we ever need special effects for a horror movie, we now know who to go to. You could make a career out of this shit. Nagisa's Naturally Nasty Edible Cinematographic Props.

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