driftfleet | →001← accidental video

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→001← accidental video

Who: Roxas
Broadcast: Fleet-wide, accidental.
Action: Deck of the Tourist
When: 1/24 - as the shuffle sets in

[The feed cuts in to the arrival fanfare. The feed watches a blond boy lay on the floor of the Tourist, covered in confetti, asleep with his face in the plate of celebratory pudding.

The fanfare does not wake him.

The pudding does not wake him.

Someone should probably wake him.]

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[Gooooooooooaaaaaaalllll--oh wait, he's not finished yet.]

It's crawling up your face now! Get it before it goes into your ear!

[He's yelling, wiping the pudding furiously away from his ear and his cheek, even long after it's off.]

[He has to cover his mouth to keep himself from laughing this is great.]

I think it's too late! Some of it got into your ear and is going to eat your brain!

[AJIEORJTIOERTER MORE FURIOUS SWIPING.]

No it didn't! I didn't feel it!

[Oh my god, this is precious. Sadly, he starts laughing because it's too much for him to contain now.]

Look at your face. You were actually believing it! This is priceless.

What?! You were lying?!

[you took advantage of a 1-year-old good job]

Why?!

Yeah. I wanted to see if you'd fall for it.

[No one is safe from him being terrible, I'm afraid.]

You can eat that stuff. It's harmless.

[He's out of breath from flailing around, and he's just staring at the screen incredulously.]

... But...

[Wait a minute.]

... Wait, how did I get here?

Beats me. It just happens.

[You're so helpful, Cole.]

Oh right, you've got confetti in your--[And he gestures above his head for a moment before remembering Belthazor is bald.]--hair.

... I do?

[He reaches up and--yep, that's paper.]

... Why did they do all this?

To celebrate the arrival on your new ship home. Congratulations, you are now a proud member of the fleet.

... I wouldn't really call this proud.

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