Cry Wolf

[bb_wolf]

Who: Big Bad Wolf + Anyone
Broadcast: n/a
Action: Isakaulit
When: Any time from now on.

[Bigby found out about the Iskaulit. Namely, that it is large and has big, open spaces.

Big enough for him. And so his clothes are hidden away safely and there's a giant wolf on the loose, exploring everything.

And not frolicking. He's hundreds upon hundreds of years old. He's definitely not frolicking or anything like it.]

Comments

[nedstarksbastard]

[It. Can talk.

It's huge, sure, but Jon's seen enough shit that he barely flinches at the size. No, what he can't get past is the fact that it can talk.]

You can talk. [Way to state the obvious. He lets out a breath, runs his hand through his hair.] I thought you were lost, but it seems I thought wrong. [The huge wolf can talk. That's it. Jon's seen everything now.]

[bb_wolf]

[The wolf also raises an eyebrow at him, which just looks a bit odd, glowing eyes fixed on him.]

I can talk. I can also speak several languages and read and write fluently.

And eat you whole.

[This is more casual observation than threat.]

[nedstarksbastard]

[Yeah, this is definitely the most surreal conversation Jon's ever had, and he's talked with his dead brother here, so. He just eyes Bigby's snout with his usual wariness, and tucks his hands into his pockets.]

I don't doubt that. [What big teeth you have.] Thank you for the warning. I'll be sure to avoid you when you're hungry. [He's remarkably dry for someone who's just had their worldview flipped upside-down on them. Again.]

[bb_wolf]

[He hasn't panicked or run or screamed, so Big flops down onto his stomach, crossing his front paws neatly and stretching out his back legs.]

I avoid eating sentient beings. Unless I find them incredibly irritating.

[nedstarksbastard]

[Some small part of Jon is reminded, abruptly, of Ghost. He misses his direwolf, Ghost doesn't talk, doesn't even make a sound.

He keeps his hands tucked into his pockets.]

So what would someone have to do for you to find them irritating? [Since he'd rather not get eaten and all.]

[bb_wolf]

... asking if they're irritating me.

[You're being trolled, Jon. Though he punctuates it with a large yawn that shows off those long, sharp teeth and a stretch of the front paws that flexes his unwolf like claws.]