natalie "awkwardly cares" goodman (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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driftfleet2016-03-23 09:42 pm
robitussin) wrote in driftfleet2016-03-23 09:42 pm
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Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: now!
you know what sucks about being brought here
[oh boy, here we go.]
like apart from being sol in space. the basic premise here is that this is reality tv right? which is never actually reality. so they specifically picked us based on entertainment value is my guess. can you imagine anyone normal and fine and competent being interesting to watch? nah, not as much as someone who's constantly a mess. isn't it weird to think about how everyone here was picked probably because they're dysfunctional enough for viewers to keep watching? adding insult to injury if you ask me.
anyways i'm kind of curious about what makes you strange enough to be here. fill me in if you've got a guess.
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: now!
you know what sucks about being brought here
[oh boy, here we go.]
like apart from being sol in space. the basic premise here is that this is reality tv right? which is never actually reality. so they specifically picked us based on entertainment value is my guess. can you imagine anyone normal and fine and competent being interesting to watch? nah, not as much as someone who's constantly a mess. isn't it weird to think about how everyone here was picked probably because they're dysfunctional enough for viewers to keep watching? adding insult to injury if you ask me.
anyways i'm kind of curious about what makes you strange enough to be here. fill me in if you've got a guess.
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its signed dated and notarized
for extra annoying points in this gratuitous act of overcommitment
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could be like homeward bound
it always knows its way home no matter how many space pits it falls into
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for completions sake
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paper is like
an endangered fucking species out here in the boonies of space
its rarer than a tree frog from an extinct earth
or a meme from the early 2000s
at least thats the explanation i made up just now for why an alien got pissed at me when i almost walked off with one of their books
it was an accident for the record
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its an incurable condition i picked up from my sister
who
now that i think about it
probably picked it up from our parents
next thing you know everyone in the fleet will contract the disease
its highly contagious
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