first one to make that doctor who joke loses

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Who: Everyone! All of you!
Broadcast: Maybe!
Action: Definitely!
When: Anytime during the toxic moon event!

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[boy oh boy, isn't everyone just so excited to explore this... charming... place...?

this is a game-wide mingle and the timeframe isn't super-important, so throw in with whatever you want! play war games, go shopping for gas masks, get lost in the wilderness, hide up in the Iskaulit and refuse to set foot on the moon, anything goes.

here's the main event info post for reference! have fun!]

Comments

[huaaaaagh]

[Okay, technically yes, but-]

No thank you.

[pneumo]

I promise I'll behave...~! [ WHATEVER THAT MEANS. He's learning. ]

[huaaaaagh]

Do you even know how?

[Experience tells him otherwise!]

[pneumo]

I haven't bitten anyone here since I arrived! And I knock~ [ Implying he didn't...before... ]

[huaaaaagh]

[wait wait wait what]

Why would you bite anyone!?

[pneumo]

...? Because of what I am~ [ GOSH Kirito pay attention to his vague and uninformative descriptions of himself. ]

[huaaaaagh]

[oh

you can practically see the last puzzle piece sliding into place. mystery solved. the picture is not great.]

...vampire!

[THAT'S THE UNDEAD MONSTER THING HE HADN'T THOUGHT OF YET wow, Sascha was super vague.]

[pneumo]

[ Wow the picture is gorgeous excuse you mister. He has been perfectly behaved, no licking or untowards necking at all! All he did was stalk and sniff a little, totally within normal bounds. ]

Yeah!

[huaaaaagh]

[sascha no

that is not good behaviour at ALL]

Why didn't you just say that in the first place? You definitely made it sound like you were some kind of zombie.

[pneumo]

I only said I was dead for a little while.... [ Rude Kirito!! He's not even rotting!! How could he be a zombie, gosh. ]

[huaaaaagh]

That's how it goes for zombies, too, right? Isn't that why people call them "undead"?

[pneumo]

I thought they just stayed that way and got all gross and slimy... [ And since he is anything but, clearly he is not a zombie!! ]

[huaaaaagh]

Well... honestly, the lore kind of changes depending on who's writing it.

[Who knows what real zombies would be like, honestly. They could be clingy stalkers who like hugging people.]

[pneumo]

[ Hey, at least was not after your rains mister. ]

...Well, I'm not a zombie. I'm a vampire. --A good one!

[huaaaaagh]

Relax, I'm not gonna try to stake you or anything.

[Vampires were the stake one, right? Not the silver? He knows jack about the supernatural stuff.]

I can see why you didn't say it right away, though.

[pneumo]

[ Stakes yes! At least until they mature, in his world.... ]

Sorry...hehe. Usually people want me dead when they know.

[huaaaaagh]

Yeah, I can understand that. People can get paranoid, they jump to conclusions before anything happens.

[It's not like he's a monster, but he's seen how even friends can suddenly hate you for being something they resent or are afraid of. Beater. SAO Survivor. ...Killer. Usually the title is just the excuse.]