first one to make that doctor who joke loses

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Who: Everyone! All of you!
Broadcast: Maybe!
Action: Definitely!
When: Anytime during the toxic moon event!

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[boy oh boy, isn't everyone just so excited to explore this... charming... place...?

this is a game-wide mingle and the timeframe isn't super-important, so throw in with whatever you want! play war games, go shopping for gas masks, get lost in the wilderness, hide up in the Iskaulit and refuse to set foot on the moon, anything goes.

here's the main event info post for reference! have fun!]

Comments

[complicatedliar]

[He grins with Theon's face. A human can't deliver that much of a blow to an Asgardian.

Have another slap, Theon. This is the real right, isn't it?]

[reek]

[ The false Theon's grin serves to enrage the real Theon more than the slap does, his teeth clenching together tightly as he delivers another blow of his own.

He knows the damage he's doing is minimal, even laughable, but it's all he can bring himself to do. Finally, he finds his tongue, hissing out his words with more loathing than ever. ]

I hope you burn.

[ And he doesn't even know if he's talking about Loki or himself. That's how deep this issue runs. ]

[complicatedliar]

[His voice is a perfect mimic of Theon's.] Come now. Fire is too clean a fate for betrayers.

[And he'll try to hold Theon's hands off for a minute so he can kiss the man on the forehead.]

[reek]

[ He's right, Theon thinks. But it's just as slow and painful as I deserve. Angry and cringing at the accurate mimic of his own voice, he turns his head away just a fraction too late. Here we have the perfect definition of 'too close for comfort', and Theon already feels humiliated.

But he isn't done. Although he's struggling to free himself now, he still can't shut up. ]

Who have I betrayed? Tell me if you believe you know so much.

[ If there was any confusion as to who his words were originally aimed at, he clears up any doubt rather quickly. ]

You know nothing. All you have are guesses and tricks.

[ Wallow in that self-loathing, Theon. Wallow in it. ]

[complicatedliar]

[Who indeed? This is an exercise in cold reading, ultimately, but Loki can guess. Or perhaps more accurately, Loki can project his own hatred on Theon just as much as Theon projects onto him.]

Your brother and your self, of course. All the best traitors do.

[He can still pretend it is Thor who betrayed him, so long as he does not think on it too hard.]