birdsbirdsbirds: (♦ legit how he sits 80% of the time)
яσвιи яє∂вяєαѕт ([personal profile] birdsbirdsbirds) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-03-25 02:55 pm

first one to make that doctor who joke loses

Who: Everyone! All of you!
Broadcast: Maybe!
Action: Definitely!
When: Anytime during the toxic moon event!

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[boy oh boy, isn't everyone just so excited to explore this... charming... place...?

this is a game-wide mingle and the timeframe isn't super-important, so throw in with whatever you want! play war games, go shopping for gas masks, get lost in the wilderness, hide up in the Iskaulit and refuse to set foot on the moon, anything goes.

here's the main event info post for reference! have fun!]
feathery: art@askdavechick (should i be concerned)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-04-25 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[The rest of his face might be more or less hidden, but Davesprite's eyebrows knit together in bafflement.]

Um, fine.

[He ends up rubbing at his cheek again, almost self-conscious, before he drops his hand. A part of him is struck by the absurdity of Isaac asking about his sunglasses.]

You sure you're ok? I dunno how werewolves handle an environment literally made of pollution. I mean, actual wolves don't dig it, right.
frigidaire: (this cam view only makes him taller)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-04-26 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, dude, I'm fine. You're the one that got punched.

[ There's a tiny bit of an edge in his voice. Isaac isn't fine, and he can't understand how he lost control so easily. How he went from fine to seeing red in no time flat. He shakes his hands a little and then adjusts his masks. ]

The air smells like something died, by the way. Don't take your mask off. I'll probably get sick from it, I didn't realize it came off.

[ He was way too busy baring teeth and looking generally woofy. ]
feathery: art@dodostad (etc; feathers what feathers)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-04-26 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Davesprite also doesn't think Isaac is fine, but he doesn't press the issue. For now, anyway.]

Maybe you should visit a doctor. Or at least get checked over by a lab tech.

[It's uneasy, but Davesprite really doesn't like the idea Isaac might get fucked up because he wasn't quick enough to dodge an alien on the street. Pretty fucking sloppy work, on his part; his reflexes should be better than that.]
frigidaire: (this cam view only makes him taller)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-04-26 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. I'm probably just tired. That guy just pissed me off. Who just wails on someone in the middle of the street like that?

[ Isaac shrugs, still tense, but he's at least starting to calm down a little bit. His heart rate isn't through the roof and the adrenaline is wearing off. ]

If he'd tried it again I would have fought him. Probably would have punched me, too.
feathery: art@jonouchi (going up)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-04-26 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I guess you were right, either way. It was inevitable I was gonna get punched.

[It's mostly dryly ironic, but Davesprite is still pretty stunned by the whole thing. Confused, because game or not, he isn't sure he deserved that. He's not even sure he did anything wrong in the first place—or maybe the alien picked a fight totally at random, who fucking knows.]

I could've handled it ok on my own.
frigidaire: (fite me)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-04-28 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
A face like that? Yeah. Inevitable.

[ He isn't be as dry or ironic, he's trying to get the situation back to feeling somewhat normal, even if he's shaken, too. ]

You probably could have kicked his ass better than me, but I don't know. [ He shrugs, shoves his hands into his pockets again, a go-to when things get uncomfortable. ] I just reacted. I mean you got punched in the face, and you're my friend, so.
feathery: art@feastings (looking off yonder)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-04-28 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but...

[He trails off, less interested in clarifying he can look after himself and more unsure how to articulate that he doesn't expect anyone else to do it for him. Sure, they're friends—of course they're friends—but Davesprite is used to people leaving him to his own devices, whether because they don't think he needs the help or he cuts them off first.

His head ducks and he rubs the back of his neck, embarrassed and awkward.]


...Thanks.
frigidaire: (hey girl lemme whisper in ur ear)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-04-29 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. [ Isaac shrugs, because it isn't that big of a deal. Back home it was par for the course to casually defend his friends and fight for them. Werewolf life is very odd in Beacon Hills.

He's distracted enough to not notice just how awkward Davesprite might feel, but he's not so distracted he doesn't notice some of the shop signs as they pass. He points up ahead at a sign, grinning a little. ]


They even have alien pizza. We'd have to take bets on who'd die from toxins first, though. I mean, with the air and stuff.
feathery: art@ybee (etc; chilling with my caw bros)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-04-29 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
You, probably.

[Deadpan, even if the set of his shoulders is still unsure.]

How much of that shit did you even breathe in. Do werewolves breathe more than the average human?

[He knows that's a stupid question; he's just being a douche.]
frigidaire: (idk what's happening in this one)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-04-29 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, our lungs transform, too. Get bigger. I'm dying right now of weird pollution and you have no idea.

[ Davesprite being a douche feels normal, at least, and Isaac relaxes a tiny bit. ]

Make sure to bury me with my scarves. You can't have them.
feathery: art@askturntechsprite (this is your commentary riff)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-04-29 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'll steal the technicolor wolf scarf off your still cooling corpse just because you said that.

[They're pretty close to the shop, though, and he tilts his head at Isaac, birdlike.]

Do you actually want to risk your life on pizza. [There's a surprising lack of judgment there, tbh.]
frigidaire: (uh)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-04-29 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'll make sure to put it in my space will for you.

[ He pauses in front of the shop, peering inside past a crowd of people to the menu he doesn't entirely understand. The pizzas are all oddly colored though. Maybe to put off the taste of effects of the pollution? ]

Nah. Their pepperonis are purple, I don't know that it's a good sign...
feathery: art@??? (seriously i am always bleeding)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-04-29 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Purple?

[Davesprite shoulders up next to Isaac, peering through the glass.]

Holy shit. The cheese looks...green. Is that cheese? Fuck, it's moving.
frigidaire: (that is so questionable)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-04-30 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ God, this stuff is gross. ]

Dude the sauce looks like it has worms. How is it -- is it slithering?

[ He is so fucking grossed out, but he can't look away, either. Especially the way the alien chefs slap moving and oddly colored components on what might be a pizza crust. ]

I can't hurl with a gas mask on.
feathery: art@evidents (well that looks bad)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-04-30 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, don't do that.

[He absently pats Isaac on the back, still staring at the pizza. Can they really call this pizza?]

Oh my god, no. [He makes a sound that's pure revulsion when the innards of several long, writhing tubers get squeezed out onto a crust. The resulting sauce is then sprinkled with cheese and the still moving tuber skins are diced up and placed on top.]

No, ok, that's enough. We're leaving. [He begins to push Isaac away by the shoulders.] We're leaving right the fuck now and definitely not coming back, not now, not ever. Pizza is officially fucking banned.
frigidaire: (where did this icon come from)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-04-30 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Even Isaac's stomach gives a flip when he sees the tubers wriggling on the dough, the way they move even after they've been cut up. ]

Yeah, I'm good, no more food from this place. [ He nearly trips over his own feet, the way he's being pushed and he ducks out of Davesprite's grip. ] I'll be grateful for the weird gel and powder from now on.

[ He shudders, making a face. ] Who would even eat that? What the heck is wrong with this stupid moon?
feathery: art@??? (what the shit)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-04-30 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. I mean maybe it's not that bad? Wait, fuck. No.

[Davesprite may very well be more freaked out than Isaac, considering the crow part of his brain is hella intrigued. It's why his brow furrows and there's a hint of distress in his voice, because oh god does he really want to eat that???]

That's not—shit. It's still moving. No one wants to eat shit that's still moving.

[Who is he trying to convince here.]
frigidaire: (U SHADY AF)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-04-30 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude do you actually want to eat that? Seriously? Not that bad? That would be disgusting.

[ Isaac grimaces, shaking his head. ]

No. We're not trying that. We're not eating any of that and if you decide to go back and eat an alien worm pizza, just don't even tell me.
feathery: art@askturntechsprite (wtf is this shit)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-04-30 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to eat a fucking alien worm pizza!

[BIRDS CAN'T MAKE HIM. He ends up shoving his mask higher up his face, frustrated.]

That would be... Ugh. I'm not doing it. I'm not even thinking it. No one wants to chow down on anything that squirms; I don't fucking care if that's normal for birds.

[He's so perturbed by this.]
frigidaire: (wait for it)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-04-30 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I wouldn't let you eat an alien worm pizza.

[ He couldn't even be near him if he was going to try it, let's be realistic. The thought alone makes his stomach churn again. This is Not. Good. ]

Yeah you're not really a bird okay just sort of remember that. You're pretty much mostly a guy with wings, but it's just the wings part. I guess there's the weird stashing dead things under your bed or whatever but.

[ His best friend is mostly dude, and only a little bit bird. The important things to remember in life. ]
feathery: art@silisboo (i got your back dude)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-05-01 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
I don't stash dead things under my bed.

[Sullen. Because that's where swords go, ok. Some of them, anyway.]

And I know I'm not a bird, ok. I mean I am, but I'm— [He nearly says "me, too", but identity gets fickle when he's an offshoot of someone else. Who is...still him, ultimately. A better version of him.] Never mind. Being a guy who's also a bird makes shit weird sometimes.
frigidaire: (i think ur mistaken uhhh)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-05-01 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I mean if you really want the pizza I can buy you some but dude you cannot eat that around me.

[ He just might sympathy vomit or something just by watching. ]

But I'm gonna go ahead and say you probably shouldn't, I think we have some normal stuff back at the ship, but.
feathery: art@vyco (ew its terezi)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-05-01 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I told you, I don't want to eat any nasty maggot-infested pizza.

[Petulance leaks into his voice. Why are you doing this to him, Isaac. He rubs at his face, wincing when he accidentally hits the still-tender spot on his cheek.]

That goes for any other food we see here, too. I'm not touching anything that's still moving. God.

[He ends up resting his face in his hands, before he just as quickly drops them, chagrined.]
frigidaire: (the am i confused or thirsty game)

[personal profile] frigidaire 2016-05-01 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want you to eat it either, trust me.

[ Because then he'd have to look his best friend in the face every day and know he ate alien worms. He's not sure he can do it. #friends. ]

I just kept an alien dude from punching you a second time. Alien worm pizza is just gross, dude, I'll make sure your birdy brain or whatever stays the hell away from it. And me.
feathery: art@zimmington (linefacing at you)

[personal profile] feathery 2016-05-01 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[It's not without a grimace.]

I'll let you know if I get any other creepy culinary ideas so you can smother me in my sleep before anyone's got to suffer it actually happening.

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