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[notzubats]

Who: Sora Niniji
Broadcast: Text, Fleetwide!
Action: guess
When: Today

Hpyothe-

Hypothetickca-

Hyptoomedical

Question!

if ur in a tree & theres a bear at the bottom. a mad bear.

what do u do?

[a beat before the next part is added]

just curious.

Comments

[kickingand]

might just decide to leave you alone after awhile

[notzubats]

& if she doesnt???

[kickingand]

how fast can you run

[ AHAAH... hah. ]

[notzubats]

Fast but not long enough to outrun a bear!!

[Thanks for the documentary exposition on that Dezel!]

[kickingand]

[ if you're sure bro ]

anything you got in your pockets

[notzubats]

not really-

a protein bar?

think bears like protein?

[kickingand]

i think bears like anything even distantly related to food

[notzubats]

ok!

[He'll be opening that protein bar and throwing it down. Please let it work-]

oh! i think shes distracted now

[kickingand]

[ WOW THAT WORKED?! who knew he was an animal expert. now to... help you actually get down. uh. uh. ]

last thing i want is for you to try getting down if you think shes still pissed after that. but she might be distracted enough

[notzubats]

right. thatd be bad

[HMMMMM]

im gonna jump to the next tree

[kickingand]

go for it, dont fall

[notzubats]

ok!!

[And then it's radio silence for a bit. :x ]

[kickingand]

[ OH DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T FALL AND DIE


the anticipation here might kill him. ]

Voice;

[notzubats]

[ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER]

Okay I think-

I think I lost her.

Voice;

[kickingand]

[ fifteen minutes of almost having a heart attack ]

You actually booked it?

Voice;

[notzubats]

[Sorry Dean. Hard to jump and text at the same time]

Y-Yeah. I kept jumping trees until I ran outta trees- and then I jumped down and booked it.

I didn't see her follow.

Voice;

[kickingand]

[ it's okay dude, as long as you're safe. ]

You got enough distance from her?

Voice;

[notzubats]

I...hope so?

H-How far do bears travel?

Voice;

[kickingand]

No idea. I'd just keep moving until you get back to somewhere with more noise.

Voice;

[notzubats]

Right. Got it.

[There's the sound of someone moving quickly through vegetation]

And hey, thanks for the advice.

Voice;

[kickingand]

[ go go go bro, be safe. ]

Anytime. Happy to help.

Voice;

[notzubats]

[There's a bit of quiet as he keeps moving. Yes gonna go be safe]

I'm Sora, by the way.

Voice;

[kickingand]

Dean. [ who is officially keeping an eye on you?? ]

I'm guessing this is the first time you've been chased up a tree.

Voice;

[notzubats]

Nice meetin' ya.

[He sounds a little sheepish]

Ha- yeah. Definitely the first time. [with a tree anyway]

Voice;

[kickingand]

You too.

[ Pff, Dean almost sounds amused- ] Hopefully it'll be your last.