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[notzubats]

Who: Sora Niniji
Broadcast: Text, Fleetwide!
Action: guess
When: Today

Hpyothe-

Hypothetickca-

Hyptoomedical

Question!

if ur in a tree & theres a bear at the bottom. a mad bear.

what do u do?

[a beat before the next part is added]

just curious.

Comments

audio;

[sylphystia]

What did you do?

[Dezel's annoyed, because if he lets a crewmate die then Sorey will make faces at him.]

audio;

[notzubats]

[HOW DID YOU SEE THROUGH HIS CLEVERLY WORDED ENTRY WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE???]

N-Nothing! I'm just asking!

[...Yeah okay that's definitely a bear growling in the background]

text

[maschinenpistole]

Throw sticks really far away, see if it go towards the noise?

Or ask for a rescue! But you said hypothetical, right?

[ She knows it's not, obvsly, but still~ ]

text 1/3

[notzubats]

[Throw sticks?? Okay he can do that- that's easy! It's a tree, there's a lot of sticks!]

2/3

[notzubats]

[!!!!]

text

[notzubats]

WA

WHAT IF THE STICK HIT THE BEAR?!?

text

[maschinenpistole]

[ oh my god ]

Well, I think you need to work on your distance... Or try to hit it harder and knock it out long enough for you to get away!

audio;

[sylphystia]

[MAGIC.]

Bear feet are wide and flat with long, sharp claws. The claws on their front paws are longer than on the back, which is useful for climbing trees. The claws also give them traction and allow them to run. Some bears have been known to run at least twenty-eight miles per hour over two miles, while humans can only sprint about twenty-three miles per hour for a few seconds at a time.

[Dezel you fucking nerd.]

I don't suppose you can fly.

text;

[survivalistcookbook]

Oh man

If it already has you up a tree you might just need to wait for it to get bored and wander off. It's not trying to climb the tree after you, right?

[kickingand]

might just decide to leave you alone after awhile

text

[notzubats]

I KNOW I cant do that!!

audio;

[notzubats]

WHAT?! She can climb?!

[Crap crap crap. And those speeds sound terrifying. Sora can do fast sprints- but not for two miles]

[And of course the next point is a bit of a sore point okay]

No! I can't fly! I can only jump!

text;

[notzubats]

not yet-

what if she decides to climb??

[notzubats]

& if she doesnt???

[kickingand]

how fast can you run

[ AHAAH... hah. ]

[notzubats]

Fast but not long enough to outrun a bear!!

[Thanks for the documentary exposition on that Dezel!]

[kickingand]

[ if you're sure bro ]

anything you got in your pockets

helping

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Dude you're going to get eaten.

[notzubats]

not really-

a protein bar?

think bears like protein?

gold star 4 Robin

[notzubats]

GEE THANKS

[kickingand]

i think bears like anything even distantly related to food

audio

[bolder]

You pray to whatever deity might be listening.

[This time she can't even ask what kind of bear. ANOTHER WEIRD JUST BEAR.]

audio

[notzubats]

[Deities?! Man he doesn't even have the frame of mind to PRETEND he knows enough about Union's savior to worship her. Instead]

I don't think Pudge is listening right now!!

audio

[bolder]

You're doomed.

[mistyday]

Well have you tried talkin' to him?