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[notzubats]

Who: Sora Niniji
Broadcast: Text, Fleetwide!
Action: guess
When: Today

Hpyothe-

Hypothetickca-

Hyptoomedical

Question!

if ur in a tree & theres a bear at the bottom. a mad bear.

what do u do?

[a beat before the next part is added]

just curious.

Comments

gold star 4 Robin

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GEE THANKS

[birdsbirdsbirds]

But seriously, what kind of bear is it?

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I dunno, this isnt a pokedex!!

Its brown and big???

[birdsbirdsbirds]

So not covered in eyes and like, glowing mushroom growths or anything?

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does it matter?????

[birdsbirdsbirds]

YES because one you can probably punch in the face and the other will seriously just eat you.

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are you crazy?!

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Possibly but I don't see how that's relevant here.

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[My god what has he done asking for help...]

i cant punch a bear. thats a bad idea.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Oh. Got skinny stick arms, huh?

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[RUDE!!! Which of course, Sora has to defend his ounce of ego he has]

theyre not sticks! im just built for speed!

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[...they're sticks.]

I gotcha. Well, the good news is that someone'll be along to punch the bear for you, pretty soon. Lots of nice folks like that.

So really, just hang in there?

[notzubats]

[ Complete sticks, tbh ]

You think so?

Okay...I hope you're right.