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[notzubats]

Who: Sora Niniji
Broadcast: Text, Fleetwide!
Action: guess
When: Today

Hpyothe-

Hypothetickca-

Hyptoomedical

Question!

if ur in a tree & theres a bear at the bottom. a mad bear.

what do u do?

[a beat before the next part is added]

just curious.

Comments

audio;

[sylphystia]

What did you do?

[Dezel's annoyed, because if he lets a crewmate die then Sorey will make faces at him.]

text

[maschinenpistole]

Throw sticks really far away, see if it go towards the noise?

Or ask for a rescue! But you said hypothetical, right?

[ She knows it's not, obvsly, but still~ ]

text;

[survivalistcookbook]

Oh man

If it already has you up a tree you might just need to wait for it to get bored and wander off. It's not trying to climb the tree after you, right?

[kickingand]

might just decide to leave you alone after awhile

helping

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Dude you're going to get eaten.

audio

[bolder]

You pray to whatever deity might be listening.

[This time she can't even ask what kind of bear. ANOTHER WEIRD JUST BEAR.]

[mistyday]

Well have you tried talkin' to him?

text;

[huaaaaagh]

[....welp]

Need help?

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

...Okay but why is the hypothetical bear mad in the first place?

text

[forcesensitive]

call for aerial extraction

also whats a bear

audio

[experiencepoints]

I'm assuming this question isn't aimed at people who can fly?

text

[thebarkside]

omfg
are there bears????

[ SORRY SHE'S JUST GOING TO... ASSUME YOU'VE BEEN HELPED BY NOW, SORA... ]

text

[fuga]

kill the bear

text

[ofkirkwall]

you are doomed there is no hope for you

im sorry

[ Fereldens know about them bears, yo. ]

text;;

[reconstitution]

Bears can climb. I assume it won't be long before you figure it out.

Or don't.

text;

[universal_charm]

Uh - is this one of those things where you actually need someone to call for backup before you get eaten by a bear?

text;

[frigidaire]

fight the bear.
obviously.

text;

[reek]

I suspect you know by now that bears can climb an you've made a mistake. Enjoy your final moments.

text

[pain_train]

ask the bear nicely to stand down

then kick it in the face and run away!