II

[notzubats]

Who: Sora Niniji
Broadcast: Text, Fleetwide!
Action: guess
When: Today

Hpyothe-

Hypothetickca-

Hyptoomedical

Question!

if ur in a tree & theres a bear at the bottom. a mad bear.

what do u do?

[a beat before the next part is added]

just curious.

Comments

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

Whiiiich if it thinks you're dead, it will probably leave you alone. On account of it thinking that you're dead.

...

Or it'll eat you. You've got two chances, really.

Voice;

[notzubats]

[He groans]

What if she just thinks I'm an easy meal?!

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

Well, you can do that or wait in the tree until she leaves?

Voice;

[notzubats]

[A groan]

Yeah. Here's hoping she doesn't climb up here.

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

...Oh right, bears can do that.

Uh, do you need any help sent? Somepony who can fight a bear?

Voice;

[notzubats]

That'd be nice-!

[And then muttered confused to himself:]

"Somepony"?

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

Okay give me a second.

[Yeah of course no one's going to go fight a bear. ]

...Yeah okay maybe not so much on the help front. I guess I could fly a shuttle at it??? Maybe that will get rid of it?

[Because he is not getting out to fight a bear. He chooses life, sorry bro. ]

Voice;

[notzubats]

- What?

[That sounds worrying]

You can't fly a shuttle into a bear! That'd crash the shuttle and get you hurt!

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

I'm pretty sure the shuttle could take it.

...Unless it's a giant bear? Is it a giant bear?

Voice;

[notzubats]

I dunno, it's pretty big to me!

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

How many feet would you say?

[He's still considering this. Yep. ]

Voice;

[notzubats]

[..........okay so people in this fleet might be crazy. Okay]

[Let's just go along with it]

Uh- maybe ten feet?!

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

[Sanity is overrated.]

Hmmm.

I think I could still take it.

Voice;

[notzubats]

[...]

Are you...sure...?

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

Nope! But it would sure suck for you if the bear ate you. That'd put a real dint in someone's day.

Voice;

[notzubats]

["Would it?" he can't help but wonder for a second. But he quickly brushes that thought off]

Good point. Getting eaten is not how I wanna end my day.

[That'd suck]

I guess we won't know until we try.

Voice

[preformthisneigh]

That's the spirit! What're your coordinates?

[He is so gonna get a shuttle. ]

Voice

[notzubats]

Um- north of the town! By the caves?

[RAM THAT BEAR CHEESE]

Voice > Action

[preformthisneigh]

Righty roo! Sit tight!

[HE IS SO GONNA RAM THAT BEAR.

Not too long after, there comes a racing shuttle, and it's so gonna ram that bear in the side. TALE THAT CARNIVORE!!!! YOUR KIND AIN'T WELCOME HERE.]

Action

[notzubats]

[Sora sits tight! Because seriously where would he go?]

[And sure enough, his attention is caught by the sound of a racing shuttle followed shortly by the sight of the racing shuttle. With the shields up and the velocity Cheese is flying that shuttle at? Yeah- it goes straight into the bear and makes it go flying through the air, accompanied by a bear death cry and the smell of burning fur against that shield]

[In other words, a My Little Pony Pony just murdered a bear in front of a disney character. A disney character that is very much take by surprise]

Holy-!!

Action

[preformthisneigh]

[The doors of the shuttle open and Cheese peeks out. Oops, that is one dead bear. You don;t live as a drifter in a land like Equestria where literally everything wants to eat you without being a little blasé about keeping yourself (and others) safe.

Still, wow. No one tell Fluttershy. She'd kick his ass.

He turns to look at Sora, waving a hoof. Let's just...ignore the dead bear. Yeah. ]

You okay?

Action

[notzubats]

[Yeah luckily growing up in a world where there was always a chance the friendly pokemon could turn on you and kill you - you learn not to get too attached to stray animals that are trying to kill you.]

[So once he's over the initial shock of this...weirdly colored ponyta crashing into a bear and killing it, he'll be jumping down from the tree]

Y-Yeah. Thanks. Guess I shouldn't have doubted your plan!

Action

[preformthisneigh]

[Oh well, better the bear than one of them. Cheese pats the side of the shuttle.]

These things are great of helping folks out. You need a ride back to your ship?

Action

[notzubats]

[What a friendly homocidal Ponyta.]

Oh- sure! If you don't mind! I think I have bad luck with the wildlife out here.

Action

[preformthisneigh]

[At least he's not being quizzed about being a talking horse. He can live with being mistaken for something out if he doesn't have to explain THAT all over again. ]

I think some of them are pretty hungry. I've just stayed out of their way. Stuck to my ship, mostly.

[Largely because as much as he loves wandering, it's not fun in a desolate, toxic wasteland. ]