II

[notzubats]

Who: Sora Niniji
Broadcast: Text, Fleetwide!
Action: guess
When: Today

Hpyothe-

Hypothetickca-

Hyptoomedical

Question!

if ur in a tree & theres a bear at the bottom. a mad bear.

what do u do?

[a beat before the next part is added]

just curious.

Comments

Voice;

[notzubats]

[A groan]

Yeah. Here's hoping she doesn't climb up here.

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

...Oh right, bears can do that.

Uh, do you need any help sent? Somepony who can fight a bear?

Voice;

[notzubats]

That'd be nice-!

[And then muttered confused to himself:]

"Somepony"?

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

Okay give me a second.

[Yeah of course no one's going to go fight a bear. ]

...Yeah okay maybe not so much on the help front. I guess I could fly a shuttle at it??? Maybe that will get rid of it?

[Because he is not getting out to fight a bear. He chooses life, sorry bro. ]

Voice;

[notzubats]

- What?

[That sounds worrying]

You can't fly a shuttle into a bear! That'd crash the shuttle and get you hurt!

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

I'm pretty sure the shuttle could take it.

...Unless it's a giant bear? Is it a giant bear?

Voice;

[notzubats]

I dunno, it's pretty big to me!

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

How many feet would you say?

[He's still considering this. Yep. ]

Voice;

[notzubats]

[..........okay so people in this fleet might be crazy. Okay]

[Let's just go along with it]

Uh- maybe ten feet?!

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

[Sanity is overrated.]

Hmmm.

I think I could still take it.

Voice;

[notzubats]

[...]

Are you...sure...?

Voice;

[preformthisneigh]

Nope! But it would sure suck for you if the bear ate you. That'd put a real dint in someone's day.

Voice;

[notzubats]

["Would it?" he can't help but wonder for a second. But he quickly brushes that thought off]

Good point. Getting eaten is not how I wanna end my day.

[That'd suck]

I guess we won't know until we try.

Voice

[preformthisneigh]

That's the spirit! What're your coordinates?

[He is so gonna get a shuttle. ]

Voice

[notzubats]

Um- north of the town! By the caves?

[RAM THAT BEAR CHEESE]

Voice > Action

[preformthisneigh]

Righty roo! Sit tight!

[HE IS SO GONNA RAM THAT BEAR.

Not too long after, there comes a racing shuttle, and it's so gonna ram that bear in the side. TALE THAT CARNIVORE!!!! YOUR KIND AIN'T WELCOME HERE.]

Action

[notzubats]

[Sora sits tight! Because seriously where would he go?]

[And sure enough, his attention is caught by the sound of a racing shuttle followed shortly by the sight of the racing shuttle. With the shields up and the velocity Cheese is flying that shuttle at? Yeah- it goes straight into the bear and makes it go flying through the air, accompanied by a bear death cry and the smell of burning fur against that shield]

[In other words, a My Little Pony Pony just murdered a bear in front of a disney character. A disney character that is very much take by surprise]

Holy-!!

Action

[preformthisneigh]

[The doors of the shuttle open and Cheese peeks out. Oops, that is one dead bear. You don;t live as a drifter in a land like Equestria where literally everything wants to eat you without being a little blasé about keeping yourself (and others) safe.

Still, wow. No one tell Fluttershy. She'd kick his ass.

He turns to look at Sora, waving a hoof. Let's just...ignore the dead bear. Yeah. ]

You okay?

Action

[notzubats]

[Yeah luckily growing up in a world where there was always a chance the friendly pokemon could turn on you and kill you - you learn not to get too attached to stray animals that are trying to kill you.]

[So once he's over the initial shock of this...weirdly colored ponyta crashing into a bear and killing it, he'll be jumping down from the tree]

Y-Yeah. Thanks. Guess I shouldn't have doubted your plan!

Action

[preformthisneigh]

[Oh well, better the bear than one of them. Cheese pats the side of the shuttle.]

These things are great of helping folks out. You need a ride back to your ship?

Action

[notzubats]

[What a friendly homocidal Ponyta.]

Oh- sure! If you don't mind! I think I have bad luck with the wildlife out here.

Action

[preformthisneigh]

[At least he's not being quizzed about being a talking horse. He can live with being mistaken for something out if he doesn't have to explain THAT all over again. ]

I think some of them are pretty hungry. I've just stayed out of their way. Stuck to my ship, mostly.

[Largely because as much as he loves wandering, it's not fun in a desolate, toxic wasteland. ]

Action

[notzubats]

Yeah...good call. You'd probably be a prime steak dinner for them.

[Sure is heading for the shuttle now]

Action

[preformthisneigh]

[He'll budge over, and at least there's plenty of room. Being a tiny pony has its advantages. ]

And that would put a crimp in anypony's day. The name's Cheese Sandwich.

Action

[notzubats]

[And with how small Sora is himself, it'll be an easy fit. Aw yeah. But he'll smile at him as he buckles himself in]

I'm Sora. Nice to meet ya, Cheese! [Odd name, but considering his own name he knows very well not to talk] Thanks again for the save!