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Who: Sora Niniji
Broadcast: Text, Fleetwide!
Action: guess
When: Today

Hpyothe-

~~Hypothetickca-~~

~~Hyptoomedical~~

Question!

if ur in a tree & theres a bear at the bottom. a mad bear.

what do u do?

[a beat before the next part is added]

just curious.

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[GET GOOD, SORA]

You're stuck in a tree with an angry bear below you and an unknown amount of time before it either climbs after you, or knocks down the tree. Can any potential backfire really make your situation worse?

Good point!

[Okay okay Sora, you just have to concentrate! Harness your power and go on the offensive to try to fight the bear-]

[Exceeeept he's so freaked out right now, that the next sound that Nightingale hears is what sounds like a sizable, but not dangerous, splashing of water- followed of course, by a bear roar]

... Crap.

[....]

What did you do?

The thing I was talking about? Well...it backfired.

[y e a h]

The bear's just wet now.

... Right now, I think I miss having hands more than I have ever before, because giant claws just really aren't good to smack yourself in the head with.

[YOU MAKE ME WANT TO FACEPALM SO MUCH.]

What exactly were you planning on doing?

Gee, thanks.

[WHATEVER WE'RE STILL FRIENDS!!!]

I was trying to use my powers to stun it! But...they get kinda wonky sometimes.

... So you threw water at it instead.

[oh my god.]

Aren't you a Pokemon trainer? Just catch it. You must carry those balls around, right?

Those balls-?

[What is she talking about]

The balls that Pokemon live in? You throw them at a wild one, it catches it? I don't know how the mechanism works, but if there is any chance it would work on the bear, you might need to try.

The balls that-

[And then it sinks in, and he sounds PROMPTLY HORRIFIED.]

What?! No! I don't have any of those terrible things! No one's used those in centuries!

"Terrible"? The fuck are you-

Wait, now is not the time. Just tell me what resources you have right now.

Not much! I can jump pretty far and I don't think the bears light enough to get this high???

Do you have any items or weapons, and what abilities do you have?

No I don't have anything like that!!

What about you?? You have wings don't you??

I do. But those wings are currently on the Iskaulit with no idea where you are. Do you think you could survive long enough for me to find you?

Tell me your abilities, then. At home, I'm a strategist- I fight monsters with my friends, and it's my job to come up with the plans to fight. I might be able to do something with what you know.

Uh- good point.

[Holy crap these people want their obsession with fighting the bear. Not that Sora is against fighting in general- but THIS SEEMS A LITTLE UNREALISTIC]

My abilities, well- I can jump really high, fall without hurting myself and move very fast in short bursts. I'm also really good at telling when someone means harm!

[a quick beat]

Yeah! This bear wants to cause a lotta harm alright!

Can you combine those? Jumping and speed?

I've...never tried!

Why have you- Fuck it.

How long can you hold your speed for, and how long do you have to wait before you can use it again? And are you in a forest, or is it just the one tree?

Whoa- watch the language!

[You're talking to an E rated character here!!]

I can do it for about five seconds? Wait time's a few seconds, and I'm in a forest!

Fuck no.

How many times can you do it?

[Wow jeez! Talk about crude!]

Probably just a couple times more...I already used it a few times before I climbed the tree.

[Bears are fast man]

Okay. Jump as far as you can, and use your speed the instant you touch down. As soon as you run out, change direction and use it again- Your goal is for the bear to lose sight of you. Once that's done, double back a bit on your own path and climb another tree. The bear should follow the trail you left and go straight past you, letting you get down and get away while it's going the other way.

Got it?

[He sounds a bit anxious, but...]

Okay...got it. I'll try that.

And turn off your comm. Any surprise noise might make the whole thing fail.

... Call back as soon as you're safe though. Please. If I don't hear back in fifteen minutes I'm going to send out a search party.

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