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[notzubats]

Who: Sora Niniji
Broadcast: Text, Fleetwide!
Action: guess
When: Today

Hpyothe-

Hypothetickca-

Hyptoomedical

Question!

if ur in a tree & theres a bear at the bottom. a mad bear.

what do u do?

[a beat before the next part is added]

just curious.

Comments

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[pain_train]

ask the bear nicely to stand down

then kick it in the face and run away!

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[notzubats]

whats the point of asking politely if you kick it in the face?

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[pain_train]

so it's not expecting the kick to the face duh

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[notzubats]

[...]

what if it bites my foot after I kick?

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[pain_train]

then you need to kick faster

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[notzubats]

kick faster huh....

[Well, he can move pretty fast so maybe...]

[Dear god Wrath what have you done]

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[pain_train]

yep faster the element of surprise is very important!

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[notzubats]

got it! ill do my best!