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[notzubats]

Who: Sora Niniji
Broadcast: Text, Fleetwide!
Action: guess
When: Today

Hpyothe-

Hypothetickca-

Hyptoomedical

Question!

if ur in a tree & theres a bear at the bottom. a mad bear.

what do u do?

[a beat before the next part is added]

just curious.

Comments

[notzubats]

Kinda...yeah.

It seems to go off when I get startled.

[maschinenpistole]

[ ... oh no why did you tell her that... She is very carefully keeping a mischievous smile off of her face! She'll just "contemplate" things instead... ]

Ahh... Was an explosion by any chance what made the bear come after you?

[notzubats]

Huh?

Oh, no! That was more....well, I didn't know she was there and I might have...stepped on her?

[maschinenpistole]

[ Sympathetic wince!! ]

Good thing you sped to that tree then... Still, how do you not see a whole bear?

[notzubats]

I was busy! And I didn't even know what a bear was until everything started yelling "bear! bear!"

[maschinenpistole]

[ Excuse her, she has to giggle for a second~ But then, wait... ]

So, no bears where you're from? And who was yelling?

[notzubats]

Not really. [At least he hasn't run into any. And at the question, he rubs the back of his head] Uh...the other animals.

[maschinenpistole]

Wow! That sounds very useful! Though, I guess that didn't work very well with the bear, hmm?

[ Shame. For some reason, she thought bears would be more reasonable... ]

[notzubats]

Not really. Just because I can understand 'em, doesn't mean they wanna talk it out. [That's more a human thing, honestly]