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driftfleet2016-04-16 07:48 am
namisan) wrote in driftfleet2016-04-16 07:48 am
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Who: Nami and anyone
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport
When: 16th April
[The broadcast doesn't switch on while Nami is still sleeping, but it does decide to catch the moment when she practically launches off the bed with a banshee screech and then tumbles to the floor blankets and all, a tangle of material and bare limbs flailing in a pathetic heap.]
Luffy, you ass-- I'm the only one who can--
[The only one who can inhale a blanket corner, apparently. 8| Please hold, spluttering. She eventually flips the blanket back to show a mess of orange hair, smoothing it dazedly behind one ear-- and then freezing as she swipes at thin air beneath that.]
Wha hap'-- where's my--
[....]
.....huh?
[Memory might be taking a bit.]
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[Some hours later she'll be back and fully coherent and annoyed.]
I go to sleep for two weeks and we're still in this crappy place? Tell me there's a bright side somewhere. And I guess I owe a bunch of shifts at the bar or something.
Aha. Tell me I still have a job.
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Let me know if he figures anything out, alright?
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[She drains her drink.]
So...I guess you wanna hear about Sanji-kun's marriage. [On a-- well, it's not light news, but it's lighter in comparison?]
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Is his marriage as questionable as our own experiences, then?
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Sanji-kun has family he didn't tell us about. [It's not judgmental; his business. Just a fact.] They're nobles, who in our world tend to be vile people more often than not. When, uh... when the government released new Wanted posters for us, they recognised Sanji and started tracking him down.
They want him to marry into another huge crew. One of the Warlords. Political stuff.
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Here I thought he just came into existence as a flirty, short-tempered chef inexplicably.
[He wrinkles his brow.]
... What's Sanji's thoughts on this mess?
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They didn't give him any choice. Sanji-kun is stubborn, but there are definitely certain ways you can push him into things.
[Hah. Hahaha.]
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[She sighs.] I don't doubt for a second Sanji knows exactly what he's doing and he has his own plans, but his thoughts on how to deal with this aren't exactly gonna measure up with Luffy's thoughts on it. [Or hers. Or anyone that isn't Sanji, tbh.] So we split the crew. Kind of a lot going on right now. Four of us are headed after Sanji-kun, and the rest will meet us later.
[After a moment, she smiles crookedly.] Maybe we really should start a club. Forced marriages seem to be catching.
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[He rubs a hand over his face.]
On the bright side, he's got you guys as a crew. You'll get him back.
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That sounds like a lot to deal with.
[SAYS THIS IDIOT, LMFAO.]
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lower her glass a little to give him a look across the rim because lmao this is the hypocrite table innit]
We're just busy. Not in apocalyptic-class trouble.
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Still, it sounds like a shitshow.
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Of course, I guess whoever Sanji-kun is getting married to could complicate things.
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...also, she could be gorgeous.
[:|]
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... God, if she's gorgeous, I don't know if he'll have the strength to resist.
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If he doesn't, we'll just beat him senseless and drag him back to the ship.
[Though to be honest, girl vs. Straw Hats? It might be tough and full of jellyfish angst, but Sanji will make the right call.]
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But okay, that sounds good. He nods.]
Be gentle, I'm sure he can't help his weird, concerning genetics.
Trust me, I've been around Dean for long enough.
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That's the major thing you might be interested in anyway. There's a lot of other stuff going on, but it's less personal.