And On Your Left You'll See a Tourist Mingle

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Tourists and visitors
Broadcast: nah
Action: The Tourist!
When: April!!!

[ what do you mean the month is half over? this is a mingle people! ]

Comments

[universal_charm]

Wow, that's definitely headache inducing. On the other hand, you look great for being thirty-three.

_{[ Bright sides! He'll find them. ]}

[takingkarabusiness]

More like 45.

Practically ancient.

[universal_charm]

You're every cosmetic company's worst nightmare.

[takingkarabusiness]

Dermatologists hate me!

Though that may have more to do with my invulnerability than anything else.

[universal_charm]

Heh, maybe.

Speaking of - how are you doing? I know you said you got part of your powers back here, but not all.

[takingkarabusiness]

I'm doing okay. More adjusted to my strength here now, and knock on wood, I haven't gotten a cold. I'd like to move on, though.

[universal_charm]

From the planet, you mean?

[takingkarabusiness]

Yeah, to a beach with a yellow sun, preferably.

[universal_charm]

Heh, I'll take a beach with any sort of sun at this point. I'm getting tired of the color gray.

[takingkarabusiness]

And those awful masks.

[universal_charm]

I dunno, I've kind of grown fond of mine. It could come in handy next time someone burns popcorn.

[takingkarabusiness]

Oh, it's not that bad.

[universal_charm]

It depends on how BADLY burned it is. I swear I've smelled a whole bag go up in flames.

[takingkarabusiness]

See this wouldn't be an issue if you let me use my personal heating method.

[universal_charm]

No, there's a rule against heat vision on the ship for a reason.

Besides, your version is a concentrated heating method. I think you have the greater risk of bursting it into flames.

[takingkarabusiness]

I've reheated turkeys for Thanksgiving, you know.

[universal_charm]

Turkeys come frozen solid.

[takingkarabusiness]

It was already cooked, just cooled off. The sweet potatoes took longer than expected.

[universal_charm]

Still, I'll stick to conventional methods.

[takingkarabusiness]

If you say so.

[universal_charm]

I do.

And no laser vision on the ship.

[takingkarabusiness]

You're not even the captain, you know.

[universal_charm]

As I recall, we were hatching a plan to change that.

[takingkarabusiness]

I may reconsider if you're going to be so strict.

[universal_charm]

Only about heat vision.