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[birdsbirdsbirds]

Who: Robin!
Broadcast: Video!
Action: Not unless it gets weird!
When: About a day after his supposed murder.

[the feed crackles on to show Robin, looking very much alive and in a shirt that doesn't have a big hole in it, thank you. he's crouched somewhere on one of those Floot Loop stations, probably. he's got his back to one of those big LED displays, which means... unless you want to check every single bright, animated ad in every station within range, he's going to be kind of tricky to find.

he... waves, though he doesn't look like he's very happy to see you either, to be honest.]

Hello. I'm not dead, since I assume that rumor has spread far and wide by now.

And I would love to have a calm, rational conversation about all of this before someone tries to kill me again. What have I missed? Catch me up.

Comments

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[oh, Garak. he would have a smile for him, but he is so not in the mood.]

It's a shame the topic is so distasteful.

[parricida]

Oh, I don't know. There are far worse ways to go. Though less messy, perhaps. I myself have always preferred a clean neck snap-- in fiction, of course.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[oh, he actually grimaces... not because he's not fond of neck snapping, but because when your head has to un-snap to heal, and all of the nerve channels in your neck have to reattach, it becomes Not Your Favorite Thing.]

Drowning would have been nicer, actually.

[parricida]

I suppose you'll simply have to tell the young man.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

I'd rather not.

[parricida]

While I sympathize, my dear, you also must realize you can't avoid him forever.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[hold up just a second.]

...Just so I'm clear, which boy are we talking about.

[parricida]

Fenris, of course. What a life you lead, that you have more than one in mind.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[OH. Oh, okay, that was his second guess...]

It's been a busy week. And my answer still stands.

[parricida]

Yes, well, as does mine. These things tend to rear their heads if you don't deal with them.


Now, what other men have you annoyed this week?

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Now, now, Garak. I'm kind of in the middle of something.

[parricida]

Well, clearly you're not that busy.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Garak, I'm going to hang up on you.

[parricida]

Well, you don't have to be rude about it.

[Anyway he just hung up on you so SUCK IT, Robin.]