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[ino]

Who: Ino
Broadcast: Video
Action: If you're on the Three Twins
When: After Robin's "murder"

[ Even if you don't know Ino, it's pretty obvious that she's absolutely furious right now. Everything about the way she's sitting in her chair to the expression on her face screams rage. (There may or may not also be a large dent in the wall behind her. What? It's stress relief!)

But when she's got the communicator set in place and she speaks up to address the other people who might be watching, her voice is controlled enough. At first, anyways. ]

I can't believe I even have to make a transmission like this, but you know what? Apparently I do, because some people in this fleet can't keep their damn hands to themselves! So here goes!

Guess what we aren't going to be doing any more of in this fleet? [ She says, as though she's in charge of everyone. But that's just how she operates. ] Did you guess attempted murder? Great! Good job! You were right.

I know some of you probably have some seriously itchy fingers, but in case you forgot, being dead is generally a very PERMANENT situation! And in case you forgot, we are all in this shitty situation together! Creating drama like this is exactly what the people running this want!

You wanna punch somebody? Okay. You wanna kick them? Fine! But the next time anybody -- especially the offender in question, and you know who you are -- goes full-blown MURDER on somebody else we're going to have a little chat!

[ She leans into the camera. Is it possible for someone's eyeballs to be on fire from pure rage? Maybe. Either way, she hisses into the camera ]

And it's not going to be a pleasant one!

Comments

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[onlyanapple]

Are we feeling better now?

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[ino]

I'll feel better when I don't have to say this shit like it isn't obvious.

[onlyanapple]

Then you might want to get settled in. You'll probably be doing it for a while.

[ino]

[ THE HEAVIEST SIGH ]

I wish you weren't right.

[onlyanapple]

So do I.

But you know what people are like, especially people who come from different worlds and are thrown together. It's always a powderkeg waiting to happen.

[ino]

I feel like we weren't this rowdy when we'd been in Paradisa four months. I'm pretty sure we were having blind dates or something.

[onlyanapple]

Hmm. Well, Paradisa is a special example. Given...well, how it was by the time I left.

Anyway, I recall plenty of murder. And kidnapping. And both. It just happens.

[ino]

... What do you mean? [ This sounds concerning. Did everyone start murdering each other after she left? ]

I guess so. But if I can, I'm gonna try and stop it before it becomes to popular option.

[onlyanapple]

Last thing I remember of the castle, we were down to about twenty residents. It was...discerningly quiet.

Good luck with that. You might want to carry a big stick, or something.

[ino]

[ ... that's creepy as fuck. She doesn't even know what to say to that ]

... Yeah.

[onlyanapple]

[He's glad she doesn't press the matter. The whole thing just got depressing for him, too many people he cared about just...vanished. He'd hated it.]

And that good old Ino attitude, of course.