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[ino]

Who: Ino
Broadcast: Video
Action: If you're on the Three Twins
When: After Robin's "murder"

[ Even if you don't know Ino, it's pretty obvious that she's absolutely furious right now. Everything about the way she's sitting in her chair to the expression on her face screams rage. (There may or may not also be a large dent in the wall behind her. What? It's stress relief!)

But when she's got the communicator set in place and she speaks up to address the other people who might be watching, her voice is controlled enough. At first, anyways. ]

I can't believe I even have to make a transmission like this, but you know what? Apparently I do, because some people in this fleet can't keep their damn hands to themselves! So here goes!

Guess what we aren't going to be doing any more of in this fleet? [ She says, as though she's in charge of everyone. But that's just how she operates. ] Did you guess attempted murder? Great! Good job! You were right.

I know some of you probably have some seriously itchy fingers, but in case you forgot, being dead is generally a very PERMANENT situation! And in case you forgot, we are all in this shitty situation together! Creating drama like this is exactly what the people running this want!

You wanna punch somebody? Okay. You wanna kick them? Fine! But the next time anybody -- especially the offender in question, and you know who you are -- goes full-blown MURDER on somebody else we're going to have a little chat!

[ She leans into the camera. Is it possible for someone's eyeballs to be on fire from pure rage? Maybe. Either way, she hisses into the camera ]

And it's not going to be a pleasant one!

Comments

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[...there's a continual, low-pitched feedback noise coming from the speaker.

except it's not feedback.

it's just robin whining.]

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[ino]

...

[ what the hell is that noise. squints ... at the communicator??? ]

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

[t-the noise stops he is leaving now goodbye.]

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[treasureling]

I'll remember.

[ It's soft, mostly an acknowledgment: yes, ma'am. ]

OMG IM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT LAST COMMENT I'M STUPID

[ino]

[ sweetly: ]

Good. Glad we have an understanding.

LMFAO no I was confused for a second

[treasureling]

[ He sort of wishes someone more like her were his captain, instead of a young man. ]

I still don't really know what happened. [ The words are tentatively ventured. ]

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[merchantprince]

[Varric just raises his eyebrows over his drink. That's all this is. Varric doing an impression of Cersei.]

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[ino]

[ pleasantly: ]

Yes?

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[merchantprince]

Keep going. Let it all out.

Voice; > Private Filter

[wilder]

[He just lets out a very...long sigh. You can almost imagine him pinching the bridge of his nose]

Ino.

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[ino]

[ Oh, she imagined it alright. DON'T YOU JUDGE HER ]

What is it, Kaneis?

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[devilsinthedetails]

You know, I've found that death isn't as permanent as most people would think.

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[ino]

[ Don't be that guy, Cole. Don't do it. ]

I think we can both agree that doesn't apply to everyone or in all cases.

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[wolfuncaged]

Vishante kaffas. Do not speak of things which you do not know.

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[ino]

You have absolutely no idea what I do or don't know, Fenris.

You have every right to be angry at whoever you want for whatever you want, but there will be no murders on this fleet.

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[proteusmoon]

[ It's... pretty sad. She basically said all this months ago -- in a much nicer way -- and obviously nobody really cared. She doesn't have a lot of faith that this is going to go much better. ]

What exactly does the unpleasant chat involve?

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[ino]

[ You can't be nice to dumb boys, Cecil. They have to be yelled at and dragged around by the ear! Gosh. ]

I'll leave that up to the imagination.

[ Because she doesn't really feel like revealing exactly what it is she could do to the entire fleet, oops ]

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[parricida]

[Oh, gosh, what a lovely woman. Such passion! Such sense. Garak grins, honestly delighted by the speech.]

I should imagine that deterred quite a few would-be murders, my dear. Though do be sure not to simply make idle threats. It's rather the worst disappointment when one doesn't follow through on such things.

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[ino]

[ Is this guy being sarcastic ..... she's looking a little suspicious there as she responds ]

Oh, believe me, I have every intention of following through.

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[detectivewonder]

You want to clue in the new arrivals? Who's trying to kill who?

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[ino]

Nobody anymore, and both parties are doing fine. Just a note to anyone who decides to take a page out of that book.

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[save_the_souls]

People tried to kill each other...?

[MEANWHILE IN THE DRAMA FREE BLUE FISH....Allen is getting the distinct impression he's missed something.]

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[ino]

[ OH THANK GOD SOMEONE WHO SHE CAN ACTUALLY JUST LIKE ... VENT TO ... ]

Yes! Fenris got pissed because he found out Robin owned a slave or something and tried to murder him!

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[onlyanapple]

Are we feeling better now?

yes good <3 video foreva

[ino]

I'll feel better when I don't have to say this shit like it isn't obvious.