Tourist, May I?

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Tourists and visitors!
Broadcast: Nooooooooope
Action: On the Tourist
When: May

[ Ship Catch all for May! Mingle! Talk to your neighbors! Walk in on your friends! Wait, don't do that. ]

Comments

[takingkarabusiness]

Mostly I want to eat pizza and ice cream and throw shoes at the tv when sappy commercials come on and whine for awhile.

Otherwise I'm planning on just getting over it.

[passingthrough]

We could eat chunks of protein while I read you a book and phase while you throw shoes at me?

[takingkarabusiness]

That would end up with a high probability of my shoes being stuck in the wall.

[passingthrough]

As long as they don't end up in me or a bulkhead I'm good. Though we wouldn't want an accidental window to Winn's room.

[takingkarabusiness]

Please, no. I will sleep in the med bay if that happens.

[passingthrough]

Are you going to claim lovesickness?

[takingkarabusiness]

No, probably the vapors. My delicate sensibilities are already being challenged.

[passingthrough]

We aren't doing anything that wild.

[takingkarabusiness]

And I don't need to know anything about it.

[passingthrough]

You are really cutting down on our girl talk possibilities.

[takingkarabusiness]

Maybe during my office hours. This is my wallowing time.

[passingthrough]

Right. Hearing about happy relationships make for bad wallowing. Especially without any sugar to help.

[takingkarabusiness]

You know what I just realized?

[passingthrough]

I don't. Still no telepathy.

[takingkarabusiness]

I could probably be affected by alcohol like this.

[passingthrough]

Now's your chance! But I should probably warn you getting drunk over a guy can get you accidentally...under a guy. [Don't be like Kitty.]

[takingkarabusiness]

I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about that. My prospect doesn't like me, remember?

[passingthrough]

Spoken as someone who has never managed to be truly drunk. Because then suddenly you have so many options that you should never actually have.

[takingkarabusiness]

Well, I promise not to sleep with anyone I wouldn't normally sleep with if we choose to drink alcohol at some point.

[passingthrough]

I promise not to judge if you do despite this promise. [Not that she thinks it's actually a foregone conclusion. She just knows what can happen when you're at the wrong emotional place at the wrong emotional time.]

[takingkarabusiness]

You're a real friend, Kitty.

[ she's more embarrassed than anything else. it's not that she doesn't like him—she does—but she's also fairly resigned to the situation ]

[passingthrough]

Accept no substitutes. Except other real friends I guess.

[takingkarabusiness]

Then they wouldn't be substitutes? Well, besides substitute-Kittys.

[passingthrough]

Exactly. None of those. If another me shows up, just be extremely mean to her.

[takingkarabusiness]

Obviously. That's my natural state: being a mean girl.