Tourist, May I?

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Tourists and visitors!
Broadcast: Nooooooooope
Action: On the Tourist
When: May

[ Ship Catch all for May! Mingle! Talk to your neighbors! Walk in on your friends! Wait, don't do that. ]

Comments

[pneumo]

You mean...questions about human stuff? [ W-Wiiiiinn...you're too sweet for your own good. YOU'RE TRYING SO HARD TO MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE, it's incredibly endearing. If Sascha could realize that's what's going on he's be so happy. ]

[winn]

About whatever. Granted if you go for like, zombie stuff, all I got is my world's lore to go on.

[ he has two settings: trying his hardest, and pouty indignation. ]

[pneumo]

Aww--I know zombies aren't real! [ HA HA...HA..... ]

[winn]

Really? Cuz, you know, I'm starting to think humans aren't real -

[ he's clearly joking but. look at his friends - alien, mutant, vampire, meta-human... ]

[pneumo]

[ pffffffffffffff ]

Hehe--haha! Winn...! [ YOU ACTUALLY GOT A GENUINE LAUGH OUT OF HIM, feel proud. That's probably the first he's ever made in the whole six months he's been here. Usually it's his light and blase wobble of a chuckle. ]

[winn]

[ he always feels proud at getting a real laugh, sascha gets a pretty smug and giddy grin in return. ]

Hey look all I'm saying is if I'm gonna find out someday I'm like - Winn the friendly creature from the black lagoon, or something - not gonna be that surprised.

[pneumo]

Well--if you are, then that's even better♥ [ Nerdy AND freaky. The best combo. Kitty couldn't date a better swamp creature :D ]

[winn]

I knew it - I'm too boring for you.

[ nodding his head, resigned to his fate :'). the normal human in the group. he's not even a cool one, like kirk. ]

[pneumo]

[ I....I read kink. not kirk. ]

Maybe you need a funny hat. That might fix it~

[winn]

[ /pets ]

I think that'd just make me nerdier -

[pneumo]

And a beard!!!

[ he loves beards..... ]

[winn]

[ ok that makes him laugh, because he and kitty talked about a strap on beard at the ball, though that was for him playing his long lost soap opera brother. ]

So basically - you're going for the pirate look?

[pneumo]

.....Yes!

Yarr.

[winn]

[ in an exaggerated accent ]

Arrr -- that there be an interesting thought, me bucko -

[ the terror of the seven attempts to keep a straight face, ladies and gentlemen, the fearsome captain what do you mean captain I can barely fly a shuttle without throwing up! working title. ]

[pneumo]

[ That. Is the fucking COOLEST PIRATE IMPRESSION. Sascha has ever heard. ]

You need a pirate name. [ He is completely, dead serious. This must be done. ]

[winn]

[ sascha. is that the first pirate impression you've ever heard? ]

It has to be really cool though - like me.

[ nodding dead seriously. he's the coolest. ] Got any ideas?

[ please don't say captain boyfriend. ]

[pneumo]

[ LMFAO CAPTAIN BOYFRIEND WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT.... ]

Nobeard.

Captain. Nobeard. [ because you have no beard....YOU LOST IT IS A DRAMATIC PIRATE BATTLE AND A CANON BLEW IT OFF ]

[winn]

[ did I forget to mention I'm an internet telepath?

he pretends to consider it for a minute. ]

I like it. If I ever get a beard, it'll just be mysterious. Good conversation opener.

[pneumo]

And you can regale them with the tale of how you lost it! [ He'd love to hear that story man and he invented it ]

[winn]

Aye..it was a dark and storme night. [ he nods ] T' canons were sin'in', but them bastards' song be never sweet.

[pneumo]

[ And Sascha literally just whispers: ]

You are my best friend ever.

[ in response ]

[winn]

[ aww, sascha. that's. he's not sure if it's more moving or heartbreaking. ]

Hold up on that, you haven't met Kara yet.

[pneumo]

No no, you have to use the pirate voice...!

[winn]

[ in his exaggerated pirate voice ]

Arr...right you are, matey. Where would Captain Nobeard be without his trusted first mate Sascha Nofacialhair!

[pneumo]

I get to be your first mate?!

[ wait-- ]

I mean--! Ye be making me your first mate?? [ It's half pirate...half normal. Because he's never pirate voice'd proper before. His first attempt!! ]