May Mingle (Caprine)

[moonofmylife]

Who: The crew of the Caprine and visitors
Broadcast: N/a
Action: Yes
When: Throughout the month of May

[Enjoy the snacks! Sadly they are mostly goo.]

Comments

[pneumo]

Okay--be careful! You'll stink even worse than right now if you stay there too long!

[ Worse than protein blocks....yup. ]

[forcesensitive]

I--what? But I just took a shower!

[pneumo]

It's the protein..... [ YOU SMELL LIKE FALSEHOOD. And paste. Pasty falsehood. ]

[forcesensitive]

Oh. Well, it doesn't smell weird to me.

[...You can't really smell falsehood, can you? Finn would be in trouble if he had any idea how easy people can tell when he's lying.]

[pneumo]

[ ALAS no, but fake food? That he can smell in spades. Yucky spades. ]

I have a really good nose. [ It's actually better than his vision ]

[forcesensitive]

is that why you don't like it?

[pneumo]

Yeah. It doesn't smell yummy at all... Just super pasty and gross.

[forcesensitive]

Huh. Must be one of those things I'm just used to. It just smells like--like protein to me.

[pneumo]

Gross protein.

[ Come on Finn get it right! ]

You should eat meat instead!

[forcesensitive]

I don't think Pinkie Pie would take that too well. She's a pony.

Besides, there's not much to hunt on this planet.

[pneumo]

.....You have a pony named pinky-pie?

[ Who taught you how to name things son ]

[forcesensitive]

[Dude nobody. Nobody taught him how to name things.]

Yeah, she's our Engineer.

[pneumo]

[ Let Sascha teach you the way HE HAS SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE TO IMPART. Like how Bigby is hot!dad and Kitty is hot!mom. ]

.......................................................

[ Okay. Let him just. Make sure he heard that right. ]

Your pony...fixes the ship?

[forcesensitive]

It hasn't broke yet, but she would if it did.

[Yep. Totally heard that right.]

[pneumo]

[ He. He just doesn't. Know what to think. ]

....................

Okay.

[forcesensitive]

What, you never heard of a pony engineer before?

[Teasing, teasing. He never even met a pony before Pinkie Pie showed up, so there's that.]

[pneumo]

[ They have something in common! Clearly, best friends-to-be. ]>/small>

No...! Have you??

[forcesensitive]

Not before I got here. But why not?

[Finn shrugs and munches on some of his crunchy protein.]

She's not the weirdest alien I ever saw.

[pneumo]

...Have you seem a lot? [ Because Sasha has not started seeing them since arriving in the fleet. ]

[forcesensitive]

[Finn shrugs.]

Everywhere you go that has some kind of trade. I guess that's a lot.

[pneumo]

.......? So in cities and stuff...?

[forcesensitive]

Spaceports, cities, stations, hubs, you name it. Sure, there's some places that are isolationist, but even they have some kind of trade hub.

[pneumo]

Wait...you lived in space before this?? [ LUCKY ]

[forcesensitive]

All my life. Maybe that's why it seems normal to me?

[pneumo]

I only just got here!! You're so lucky...