may mingle (blameless!)

[revivo]

Who: Blameless crew + visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Aboard the Blameless
When: May

[time to get your mingle on, people lacking blame and friends!]

Comments

[pneumo]

Fur--! [ OH MAN. Colour him excited (get it), Sascha's going to perk up right away and...sniff. Because that's normal, yup. ]

What kind?? You don't smell like any animal I know!

[beathach]

[p l e a s e. For something he normally has issues with, though, he's . . . tickled by Sascha's innocent questions. Which is weird in and of itself because these are not usually the questions he gets]

Well, that's because I'm not an animal, I'm a mutant. [and because he knows that's the next question:] A human with - uh, something different than an average human. Science stuff.

[pneumo]

Like Kitty--! [ She is the first mutant he ever met and she will always be his default when they come up. Hot!mom♥ ] I know those!

[ And he actually happens to very much like the ones he does know, because they are generally rather nice to him. Even if sometimes Kurt teases him.

Sascha files them under "human" if that helps any. ]

[beathach]

Ah - right, like Kitty. And Kurt. [that's a relief, he doesn't know if he can explain it any other way] You're friends with Kitty?

[pneumo]

Yeah! She was my first friend here~ I met Kurt at the dance. [ But they did not dance there. he just got a lecture about worrying people by breathing toxic air. ]

[beathach]

[Sascha no don't breathe the toxic air]

That's good - Kitty's a great person.

Er - what's your name? I'm Hank.

[pneumo]

Oh right--sorry, hehe~ I'm Sascha. Nice to meet you♥

[ alright, MOMENT OF TRUTH: if he holds out a hand...will Hank take it for the ultimate of ultimates. The introductory handshakes. ]

[beathach]

[Hank will absolutely take it. His grip is firm but careful]

It's nice to meet you as well, Sascha.

[pneumo]

[ Yessssssssss. Sascha fairly well beams, overjoyed at his luck because he certainly didn't have this with Kitty or Ciri the first time. ]

Hehe~~ How long have you been here??

[beathach]

[Sascha please stop being adorable]

I'm still pretty new - a month? Give or take a couple of days.

[pneumo]

[ Neverrrrrr this is how he rolls. ]

Whoa...! No wonder I haven't seen you yet--oh hey! When you were on the big ship, did you see the gorgeous women?? [ Atroma... ]

[beathach]

I've also been keeping something of a low profile, but - wait. What gorgeous women?

[he didn't see anyone aside from Apollo and Charles that he remembers]

[pneumo]

The ones that kidnapped us! I heard they were suuuper gorgeous, but I've only got a picture of one of them. I thought maybe you'd see them on the ship.

[beathach]

You met them?

I - no, I only saw the people who arrived the same time I did.

[pneumo]

I didn't meet them, but someone gave me a picture~ Wanna see?

[beathach]

I - yes, please, I would like to see it.

[pneumo]

Okay~! [ Give him a second to rummage through a pocket and pull out his communication, squinting through his shades and flipping through a few menus aaaand--bam. He very proudly holds out the picture of Diamond, one of the hosts, that Nami sent him. ]

Isn't she pretty??

[beathach]

[Hank pulls his glasses from his pocket and puts them on, leaning in to study the picture]

Ah - yeah, she's pretty. Do you know her name?

[pneumo]

[ Oh man, they can be glasses buddies. I mean his are shades and all, but still. ]

Diamond♥

[beathach]

[it totally counts, glasses buddies 4 life]

Huh. Can you - send this to me? So I can add it to my notes?

[pneumo]

Oh--sure. How do I do that? [ Because man, he wouldn't even know what his communicator was for without his augment. He is tech-illiterate. ]

[beathach]

[if Hank wasn't tech savvy and hadn't already gotten an explanation on how that works, he wouldn't have a clue either, save for the augment.

But he explains it as simply and easy as he can regardless of the augment]

[pneumo]

[ Bless u, Hank. Because that explanation probably consists of "press the red button" or "press the green" button. ]

[beathach]

[it is absolutely that kind of explanation. Given patiently, because he totally understands how this stuff can be confusing]

Thank you.

[pneumo]

[ And this is why Hank gets 5 gold stars as his rating. SASCHA-APPROVED. ]

You're welcome~!