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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes!
Action: on the pathstone, if you want to know why she's up at a ridiculous hour of the night
When: 5/25 during an aforementioned ridiculous hour

we're still stuck on this poison shithole and everyone hates it so let's talk about something that doesn't 100% suck for once okay?

what's the first thing you're going to do when you make it home and out of the void of space

Comments

/BULLDOZES INTO THIS

[huaaaaagh]

you should definitely call her

[experiencepoints]

fuck
damn it
this is why i didn't want to do this on a public post

[huaaaaagh]

there's a real easy way to make people stop bothering you about it

[experiencepoints]

I already did it, okay, shut up.

[huaaaaagh]

then my work here is done

[tbh that was easier than expected]

[experiencepoints]

Except you didn't do anything.

[huaaaaagh]

excuse you, i made a very important contribution to the bullying nature of this exchange

[experiencepoints]

I will find a way to get revenge for this, you realize.

[huaaaaagh]

look you already saw me in a dress what more can you do to me

[robitussin]

wait

i want the story behind this too

[huaaaaagh]

[FUCK]

it's not very interesting? i lost a bet thats all

[robitussin]

on the contrary it sounds very interesting and i would like to hear more

not here

[experiencepoints]

[she actually knows better than to call any attention back to herself if natalie has seized onto a new target

so she's just going to sit back and popcorn]

[huaaaaagh]

i refuse to say anything incriminating

[robitussin]

you know how in scary movies it's always more effective if you can't see the ghost or monster or whatever

this is like that, except here, the less i know about what happened, the more hilarious imagining this becomes

[huaaaaagh]

nope. i don't watch horror movies.

[Kirito that's not even the point.]

[robitussin]

thank god somebody besides me understands

[huaaaaagh]

right?? i mean i'm pretty socially inept myself but i at least know sometimes you have to make the first move

[robitussin]

what do you want to bet it goes great and she's worried for nothing

[huaaaaagh]

I don't even have the amount of money I'd bet on that

[experiencepoints]

THIS IS A PUBLIC POST.
I CAN READ YOU BETTING ON MY DATING LIFE.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS.

[robitussin]

:)

[huaaaaagh]

at least no one's betting against you??

[robitussin]

he has a point

[experiencepoints]

Okay, thanks for that, I guess!
But that doesn't change the rest of this!