driftfleet | one / one. video

WHO Jordan Leslie, Alex Daniels
BROADCAST Fleetwide video!
LOCATION The lovely Marsiva!
WHEN February 2nd!

[ The feed doesn't kick on until one of them is moving. Two separate people on Marsiva's hospitality deck, one clean cut and dressed in a rather sharp business suit while the other looks a bit rough and tumble in his polo and jeans and multiple piercings in his eyebrow, cartilage, lobe, etc., but they seem to have come together after waking. Jordan, the clean cut one, has his arms around Alex, the rough but handsome one who looks STARTLINGLY FAMILIAR, from behind and a head on his shoulder. ]

What the fuck—?? Get off of me, stupid fucking pixie.

No. I'm looking at something. [ And it's true, he has his head tilted and a hand comes up to hold Alex's ear aside, and Jordan just huffs lightly before he lets go and holds on tight. ] How long were we asleep?

I don't care, leave me alone. [ Alex just reaches up and smacks Jordan's hands aside and growls. Not a very pleasant one, this guy is. ] What do I look like, your goddamn wristwatch? I have no fucking clue.

[ Jordan ain't even bothered. ] Are you hungry? Has it been long?

Ugh, I'm fine. Maybe if you stopped messing with my ear, you'd fucking notice this.

I've already stopped, sugarplum.

[ And he just finally looks around and. what. what is this place. where are they. ] The fuck are we? Hey, pixie bitch, the fuck did you take us? [ BECAUSE THIS IS OBVIOUSLY JORDAN'S FAULT, RIGHT? ]

... Alex, we've been here since we woke up. You know as much as I do, so why don't we look around together? [ Meaning he isn't letting you go, so there. ]

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Hey, I go troglodyte or nothing, bitch.

[this might be the start of a beautiful friendship.]

Yeah, the name doesn't exactly inspire fireworks? And the management is off it's fucking meds. Frankly, I think starting off pissed off is the way to go.

[Give him a moment to come up with a witty response he doesn't know what troglodyte means aka he's asking Jordan what it means ("hey pixie, what's troglodyte mean" "a cave man" "...well, why didn't he fucking say that?" "it's funny to sound hoity-toity while being vulgar?" "ugh")]

Yeah, I can see the nothing, asshole. Do you even fucking eat or do you just gnaw on rocks?

[Congratulations Robin, you now have +1 friend.]

That's a worse fucking name than Survivor and that sounds like a fucking two year old came up with it. Are those shitheads brain dead or what? This is like the worst goddamn idea. I mean, reality shows went out of style years ago with MySpace and bullshit like that.

[oh... bless his heart. Robin's laughing too much by the time he gets a comeback that he's too distracted to come up with a proper insult himself.]

Oh, Tega... My people are proud rock gnawers, don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

Anyway, you got to a point where I've got no idea what you're talking about. I'm not from whatever shitty backwater planet you crawled out from.

[oh nevermind I guess he found his insult.]

Edited 2015-02-04 23:15 (UTC)

[Oh look he's bristling again. ARE YOU LAUGHING AT HIS LACK OF EDUCATION.]

I'd rather get my teeth pulled out again than lower myself to chewing on rocks.

Lucky bastard, you should be glad to not know about that shit. Lowest form of entertainment and all that. And shitty backwater planet is like the fucking trailer part of the universe, I swear to fuck. Nobody can outdo them on being assholes and fucking idiots.

[Oh excuse me were you trying to insult him.]

[yes.]

Wow, you... really did my job for me, there. All right. Case fucking closed. Is this Earth again?