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Action: Iskaulit
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[So we've been stuck on the poison moon for a couple months now, so a lot of people probably want to get away from that.

Unfortunately, the only place you really can get away from it besides your own ship is the Iskaulit. So, here's a June Iskaulit mingle!]

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It was pretty big! And there were tons of aliens. It was really fun!

[huh. No one had mentioned aliens] So - there were other ships docked there, then?

Yup! Tons--waaaas more than what we have. [ Which he did not wander onto, thankfully. ]

Interesting.

[he wonders if they're part of a similar fleet, like theirs, but he doubts Sascha would know. So he goes in a different direction] Did you get to meet a lot of aliens?

[ Prooobably for the best, it's true. He'll just lean against the giant sandbag there...or try. It moves when he does and he flounders a little. ]

A couple--whoop.

But most of them weren't part of out TV show so they're not here anymore.

[oh my god Sascha. He automatically reaches out to steady him]

Careful.

They weren't? Were they part of another, or - ?

[ And this is why you're his father♥ ]

Thanks, hehe. I don't really know much about the aliens though! I didn't talk to them much.

[STILL DIDN'T AUTHORIZE THIS ADOPTION talk to your mother]

Ah. Well, I can ask around another time, that's alright. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, at least.

[ which one ]

Sorry I don't know more... It was when I first got here so it's hard to really remember everything.

[how many do you have]

It's fine, Sascha. Really, I'm just glad you had a good time. Maybe we'll stop at another one soon.

[ Two or three... ]

I hope so! This moon hasn't been fun at all....

[Sascha please]

Mm, no, not really. The masquerade was fun, at least - did you go to that?

Yeah...! It was my first time going to one ever--Kitty taught me how to dance for it and everything!

It was my first one, too. [he was far too young for his prom] That was nice of her.

Yeah... Kitty's always super-nice to me. She's like a mom.

[ a hot mom... ]

. . . like a mom?

[Sascha no]

Yeah. I mean, I've never had one but she's like what one should be sometimes. [ Kind, caring, moderately patient....hot. ]

[Sascha NO]

I - suppose? Kitty isn't very - uh, maternal with me.

Maybe it's because you have a beard. [ KITTY YES. And also, you know. Having a beard is totally a valid reason for a lack of doting. ]

It's - no, it's not a - [he brings a hand up to cover his eyes. S. Sigh] It's fur, Sascha, not a beard. And it's probably because I'm older than her. [and evil in her world]

You have a beard because you're older than her??? [ DID YOU CHANGE YOUR PANTS AGAIN HANK ]

[. . . patiently]

No, I meant she isn't maternal towards me because I'm older. Or inspire maternal instincts in her.

And this - [he reaches up to lightly tug on his "beard"] - is fur. Not a beard.

..... [ There is only one important thing in that sentence. And that is fur. ]

Can I touch it?

Uh. If . . . you want to?

[how is that important pls reassess your priorities]

Yes please! [ PETTING FUR IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT OKAY. Sascha loves it and since Hank said okay? He's just going to reach up and cup both sides of his face before wiggling his fingers into it. ]