if you bed it, he will come

[pneumo]

Who: Sascha & ANYONE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Everywhere beds lie
When: June

[ Sascha has Learned His Lesson.

One doesn't simply hop into someone's bed while their sleeping and/or naked, because the results in getting kicked in the face. And yelled at a whole lot. No...what one should do is knock first!

...And then hop into their bed while they're asleep.

Lesson. Totally. Learned.

But really let's face it, this guy is an idiot and he most certainly is going to meander around over the course of the month and find those nice, comfy warm beds of yours, Fleeters. SO TRY NOT TO SMACK HIM TOO HARD, he could become even more dumb if you do.

At least he does this with the best intentions right? ]


[ ooc; THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTED SASCHA IN THEIR BEDS. Or anyone who wants him in their bed now. They can be awake, asleep, asleep not exactly in their room--anything! Tag in and he will be there. ]

Comments

[pneumo]

What's Ire-ell? [ You youngins and your slang. ]

[huaaaaagh]

[Yeah u old n00bs, right back at you]

Oh, uh- In Real Life. It's just a way to separate the virtual world from the usual one.

[pneumo]

Virt...ual? [ explain please ;c he is an uncultured boob ]

[huaaaaagh]

[....

gonna be one of those nights, isn't it.]

...Question, first. What's the most advanced technology you can think of?

[pneumo]

..................

Ffffa....ctories? [ The industrial revolution is technology...right... ]

[huaaaaagh]

[yyyyyyyep. one of those nights.]

We should sit down, this'll probably take a while.

[This is worse than talking to his dad back when Nerve Gear was coming out. Trying to explain that level of immersive VR long-distance over the phone was a nightmare.]

[pneumo]

[ Start with the very basics of basic Kirito....you can do it ]

Okay! [ Of course Sascha's just happy to sit on a bed with someone, soooo. ]

[huaaaaagh]

[wait

wait, no

he meant the floor, or the desk, or

goddammit goddammit so many regrets]

...Ah... okay, so... video games, do you know what those are...?

[pneumo]

[ BED TIME TOGETHER should have been more specific Kirito :'> ]

Are those the moving picture-boxes that were at the party?

[huaaaaagh]

[Okay, okay. All he has to do now is not sleep, then...!]

Yes, and no. Videos are just visual stuff, you can't interact with them- you can only watch. But games... actually, the comm has a couple now, I think. Remember that list I showed you, of all the stuff that's on the network?

[pneumo]

With all the music and movies and stuff? [ he remembers that! Thy spent a good hour or so at the dance just mucking around, and after he had one of his worst headaches to date. ]

[huaaaaagh]

Yeah, exactly. With video games, it's more like... you get to direct what happens in the movie you watch. You play through the story, controlling the main character. It's meant to be more interactive.

[pneumo]

So....I can choose the story and stuff??

[huaaaaagh]

Sometimes. It really depends on the game. A lot of them just let you guide the character through the story. Some games don't have story at all, you just play them.

It's probably easier to show you, hang on.

[Gonna fiddle with the comm... he's pretty sure he saw a few crappy retro games on there.]

[pneumo]

[ Teach Sascha a new hobby to ruin his eyes even further Kirito!! Though for the moment he'll just be peering over his shoulder curiously. ]

[huaaaaagh]

[what a terrible influence he is

Flappy Marsiva is the first one that pops up on the list, so Kirito loads that one up and tilts it so Sascha can see.]

Okay, this is a video game. It's not a very good one, but you can get the gist of it. If this was a movie, you'd just watch it, yeah? But instead, you have to interact. By tapping the screen-

[Look, look how it bounces around the obstacles!

Look how it crashes horribly because this game is terrible!]

[pneumo]

[ Oh my gosh look at it move look at it go THIS GAME IS NEAT. Just watch--he'll be playing for hours. ]

--It jumped!

[huaaaaagh]

[Introducing someone new to video games is one of life's greatest delights.]

Yeah, it did. It'll do that every time the screen gets tapped. Want to try?

[pneumo]

[ More rewarding than raising children tbh ]

Yes please...! How do I do it?? Just tap the screen??

[huaaaaagh]

[unless your children live in the video games, and then you can multitask.]

Yeah, exactly. Go for it.

[He offers the comm out. Go on, buddy, get addicted.]

[pneumo]

[ flappy yui ]

Okay! [ He'll take the communicator and try to get the hang of it...but obviously he is no gaming whiz here. The bird thing drops immediately on start because he was too slow LMAO ]

[huaaaaagh]

[don't give him any ideas.]

Try hitting it just before you want it to jump. There's a bit of an input lag. It takes some time to figure out the timing, believe me.

[pneumo]

What's input lag mean? [ boop. boop........BAM. Okay flappy game, one more try. ]

[huaaaaagh]

It's basically the difference in time between when you touch the screen and when the game reacts. Almost all games have it, and minimizing the lag is an important part of development.

[You want boring dev talk while you play, right?]

[pneumo]

[ Kirito is talking and spending time with him, this is exactly what he wants. ]

Ohh...how do you do that though?