if you bed it, he will come

[pneumo]

Who: Sascha & ANYONE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Everywhere beds lie
When: June

[ Sascha has Learned His Lesson.

One doesn't simply hop into someone's bed while their sleeping and/or naked, because the results in getting kicked in the face. And yelled at a whole lot. No...what one should do is knock first!

...And then hop into their bed while they're asleep.

Lesson. Totally. Learned.

But really let's face it, this guy is an idiot and he most certainly is going to meander around over the course of the month and find those nice, comfy warm beds of yours, Fleeters. SO TRY NOT TO SMACK HIM TOO HARD, he could become even more dumb if you do.

At least he does this with the best intentions right? ]


[ ooc; THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTED SASCHA IN THEIR BEDS. Or anyone who wants him in their bed now. They can be awake, asleep, asleep not exactly in their room--anything! Tag in and he will be there. ]

Comments

[pneumo]

[ Totally uncalled for!! Because Sascha doesn't understand why he's being so huffy all of a sudden when he let him over there in the first place!! ]

Cuddling....?

[sandhate]

[ He holds a hand out; no Force shenanigans for once, just need a minute to understand: ]

Why would you come here to cuddle?

[pneumo]

....? Because sleeping alone all the time is lonely isn't it? [ USE YOUR EQ ANAKIN ]

[sandhate]

[ He blinks then eyes narrow ]

What are you talking about? You're asleep, you don't care about being lonely when you're asleep.

[pneumo]

Yes I do. [ Sascha blinks right back and his eyes DON'T narrow. ]

I hate waking up alone.

[sandhate]

[ If he's honest, so does he. And he is being honest here so he's quiet for a moment while he rubs his temples. ]

So, you just-- What, climb in with everyone?

[ A beat ]

Didn't this happen to you once already?

[pneumo]

Yeah... But! You were awake before and didn't tell me to leave. [ So that was like...permission and stuff right? Totally. ]

[sandhate]

[ He has no memory of that. So, lots of squinting ]

Oh great, did I also say "hey, come over and have a cuddle?"

[pneumo]

[ It's not his fault you were sleepy! ]

.......

Not really, no. But you did make room for me!

[sandhate]

[ He repeats, incredulously ]

I made room for you. You.

[pneumo]

Yeah! It was super-sweet of you♥ [ Clearly you did that on purpose and in your right mind Anakin ] So I joined you.

[sandhate]

Shut up. [ He steps over his gears, and makes a motion to sit back on the little hovel he's created. You know, for himself. ] Move over. We need a talk about this issue you seem to be having.

[pneumo]

[ I don't know why but shut up made me laugh super-hard :'> but at least Sascha moves over without a fuss, pleased to have Anakin back over. Even if he looks less than pleased at him. ]

Huh?

[sandhate]

[ He is definitely less than pleased ]

Privacy. Boundaries. You don't seem to have them.

[pneumo]

...Oh! No, I don't mind if you wanna cuddle again! [ AS IF HE'S THE ONE WHO WOULD WORRY ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Sorry Anakin. ]

[sandhate]

No, no, no, no.

[ Laughing sarcastically, he grabs Sascha's shoulders and puts some immeasurablely smaller distance between them ]

You need to accept that you have no concept or consideration about other people's privacy, or boundaries. Not everyone wants a cuddle with you.

[pneumo]

....Becauae I'm a monster? [ I mean, it would be reason enough back home for someone not to want to get near him in general. He's never had the boundaries experience simply because es never been allowed close in the first place. ]

[sandhate]

No, you're not a monster. And it's not because you think you are one. [ It's a fact. He's been close enough to a gundark to smell them; now those are monsters. ]

It's because I barely know you.

KLJDSGS HAHAHA ANAKIN

[pneumo]

[ But what if he did</> love you anakin what then ]

............

So--if we talk and stuff and you know me better, I can stay with you?? [ That is what he got from that ]

[sandhate]

You can stay with me, if you want. But I want to be awake and you can't cling on to my back.

[ He pinches his nose. ]

But that's not the point I'm trying to make! You can't sneak up on people like that. You have to ask them if it's okay to -- ugh cuddle with you.

[pneumo]

Deal~! [ he can do both of these things!! And not worry about any of the stuff that comes after, right? Right?? ]

But...I didn't sneak. You woke up when I kicked the stuff.

[sandhate]

Trust me, I wasn't awake.

[ He sits there with a sour expression on his face while he wonders, what has he gotten himself into ]

...Look, I might barely know you but I don't want to hear that you've been punched again because you thought it was okay to sleep with someone in their bed.

[pneumo]

[ Fatherhood. WELCOME ]

......

So if it's on the floor, it's okay?

[sandhate]

No.

[pneumo]

.....Then how come you didn't punch me??