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driftfleet2016-06-03 11:10 am
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Happy Birthday From the Dark Side!
Who: Finn, Pinkie Pie, and YOU!
Broadcast: EVERYWHERE!
Action: The Caprine, especially the bridge.
When: Today~
[Video: Encrypted from Finn]

[HOLY COW that is a huge pink pony grin in your face!]
Gooood morning, everybody~! Gueeeess who's birthday it is today~? If you guessed Finn, then you'd be right! AND you'd be invited to his super special first EVERY birthday party on the Caprine! If you guessed wrong, don't worry, you're invited anyway! There'll be cake and ice cream and music and games and lots and LOTS of blue fizzy drinks! Hope we see you there~!
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[While Pinkie has Poe distract Finn for most of the day, this little party pony's hard at work making this the best (and only) birthday this ex-Storm Trooper's ever had! As advertised, the whole ship is decorated bow to stern with streamers and lights and balloons. There's music throughout all the speakers, dancing and games on the bridge, and SO MANY TREATS in the kitchen. There's mild and spicy nachos, salsa, cubes of spiky blue fruit that tastes like cantaloupe, candy, and HUGE birthday cake made from as many real ingredients as Pinkie could get her hooves on. There's also a HUGE punch bowl with Pinkie's best punch recipe, and pre-poured cups of what looks like some blue fizzy milkshake. Knock yourselves out, guys, and help Finn have the best birthday ever since the First Order is made of jerks!]
Broadcast: EVERYWHERE!
Action: The Caprine, especially the bridge.
When: Today~
[Video: Encrypted from Finn]

[HOLY COW that is a huge pink pony grin in your face!]
Gooood morning, everybody~! Gueeeess who's birthday it is today~? If you guessed Finn, then you'd be right! AND you'd be invited to his super special first EVERY birthday party on the Caprine! If you guessed wrong, don't worry, you're invited anyway! There'll be cake and ice cream and music and games and lots and LOTS of blue fizzy drinks! Hope we see you there~!
[Action]

[While Pinkie has Poe distract Finn for most of the day, this little party pony's hard at work making this the best (and only) birthday this ex-Storm Trooper's ever had! As advertised, the whole ship is decorated bow to stern with streamers and lights and balloons. There's music throughout all the speakers, dancing and games on the bridge, and SO MANY TREATS in the kitchen. There's mild and spicy nachos, salsa, cubes of spiky blue fruit that tastes like cantaloupe, candy, and HUGE birthday cake made from as many real ingredients as Pinkie could get her hooves on. There's also a HUGE punch bowl with Pinkie's best punch recipe, and pre-poured cups of what looks like some blue fizzy milkshake. Knock yourselves out, guys, and help Finn have the best birthday ever since the First Order is made of jerks!]
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Where's the whiskey, Pink?
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[Yeeup. She didn't buy any. There's a lot of reasons behind it but feel free to get an elaboration.]
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I'm leaving.
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WHAT?! Wait, don't leave, what's wrong?!
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[ she opens her hand and lets the lying blue fizzy drink drop onto the table. by some miracle it doesn't topple over. ]
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But then split second later, she's chipper again. Thank you, friends, for helping build up her party planning self-esteem.]
Okey-dokey-lokey, I'll keep it in mind for next time~ Sorry about that, back home we don't drink alcohol too often, AND it's pretty expensive when you don't know how much'll get drunk, AND if any of the younger passengers came I didn't want them to get drunk!
Tell you what, from now on I'll make sure to buy a bottle just for you whenever you come to a party! Juuuust promise me you won't spike the punch if there are younger kids around, okey-dokey?
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[ #offended #she'd never
she'll get people drunk the old-fashioned way: by getting them to do shots and drinking them under the table. ]
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[[ooc: Thank yoooou it's really, REALLY appreciated!]]
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I've got your word, Pink. [ a beat. ]
Are you going to do this — [ she motions to the decorations — ] for every birthday here?
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Oh, yeah! Well, unless who I'm throwing the party for wants things a little quieter. But this is Finn's first every birthday so I HAD to go all out~!
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Yeah. That's pretty normal.
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Some planets are just dirt balls spinning around their star. You can't expect everyone to have had a big party growing up.
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