Tourist ROAD TRIP (mingle)

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Touristas and visitors
Broadcast: as needed
Action: The Tourist!
When: The month of June

[ Get bit by the June Bug and mingle to your heart's content! ]

Comments

[winn]

It's an old earth trick, Kara, make fun of yourself and you ruin it for everyone!

[takingkarabusiness]

If you say so, Winn. I'll be over here with Sascha.

[pneumo]

Ohh, yes please! You can be on my team♥ [ Sascha & pretty!friend vs Captain Nobeard. WINNER TAKES ALL THE NICKNAMES. ]

[winn]

[ FEIGNED HURT!!! ]

Oh, so that's how it is! I introduce you two, and you gang up on me. That's fine, that's fine. I'll just go hang out with Jim. [ slow-mo getting up. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

And here I thought I was going to be the one ganged up on!

[pneumo]

No way~ I'd never fight a pretty lady☆

[winn]

It's always me, Danvers, learn already -

[ she thought he'd gang up on her with jim, too.

what really, no one's gonna try to stop him from leaving? ok fine, he's gonna stand now. we're standing. yay. gonna awkwardly put a hand in his pocket then. he's committed to this and also not because he's not gonna leave. unless they tell him to. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Winnnnnn

[ grabs his shirt ]

[pneumo]

No no--Nobeard! You should call him Nobeard!

[ Because he's a pirate now and also a captain Kara. ]

[winn]

[ in his exaggerated pirate voice sascha likes so much ] That's Captain Nobeard t' you, you mutinous mutt!

[ any edge that might be mistakenly perceived there is countered by his smile, and a little snort of laughter he can't help but huff at the end. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Oh, Captain Nobeard. Our mistake!

[pneumo]

Mutinous mutt and second in command~! [ Sascha obviously has no idea what "mutinous" means. But he will happily latch onto Winn as well. ]

[winn]

Actually third - she's Admiral Cookiemonster, we report to her now.

[ nodding matter-of-factly. he's not suited for commend, ok. there, have a hair ruffle, sascha. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

That's right, me mateys, I'm yer Admiral now.

Yarrrrrrr.

[pneumo]

Yarr~! [ Sascha's pirate accent is not great, but. He tries. And practically preens under the headpat, because he loves receiving them. ]

[winn]

Yarrrr. [ he agrees when a thought comes to mind. ] So Admiral - I named you and Sascha named me - it's only right you name him.

[takingkarabusiness]

Oh! 'Tis a mighty honor.

[ stage whispers to Winn ]

What other titles are there?

[pneumo]

[ YEAH WINN. what other titles are there? ]

[winn]

[ stage whispering right back ]

Ah -- first mate? Or -- Lieutenant, might be the rank? Commander - maybe commander?

[takingkarabusiness]

Commandant? Commandant Fish... Legs!

[pneumo]

....Fishlegs??? [ How To Train Your Sascha ]

[winn]

[ back to the pirate voice! ]

Yer heard your Admiral, Commandant! Them legs be fishy. Fortunately not by smell -

[takingkarabusiness]

[ LOOK I WAS PUT ON THE SPOT ]

Yarrrr.

[pneumo]

[ IT'S A GREAT NAME ]

Aye-aye, sir! [ S-SALUTE! or wait ]

...Ma'am??

[winn]

Both.

[ nodding. ]