3 AM we seemed alright, on our way into the mingle

[shoujoreject]

Who: SS Caprine + visitors!
Broadcast: Maybe
Action: The Caprine (duh)
When: All month long

[Friends! Ships! Friendships! ... other ships? Maybe!]

Comments

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Nope, nope nope. Pinkie's going to wrap her tail around his wrist and start leading him down the hall.]

Kitchen time.

[Dang that is one serious tone for her.]

[forcesensitive]

O-okay....

[But for once in his life, he's not even hungry....]

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Well of course, that's why she didn't say snack time. She WILL lead him to the table and have him sit down before sitting across from him.]

He's a BAD guy, isn't he?

[forcesensitive]

[Finn nods, still subdued.]

He's responsible for a lot of people getting hurt.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Nodding, almost like... she's an expert? But she's an innocent little pony, what would she know about megalomaniacs?]

How bad are we talking? What's he do?

[forcesensitive]

[Finn drums his fingers on the table nervously.]

Look, it's not good. I'll tell you if you really want to know, but I don't want you to get nightmares or anything.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Finn... this guy's making you really upset, and I wanna make sure I know about it so nobody here gets hurt, especially not you.

Not to mention it's not the FIRST time I've faced a bad guy! Let's see... [Is she actually doing MENTAL MATH on this?] It's the SEVENTH! And THAT'S not counting all the monsters and plain old regular meanies that AREN'T trying to take over Equestria!

[forcesensitive]

All right. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[He closes his eyes and exhales, trying to find that sense of peace Ahsoka talks about in guided meditation.]

The First Order is a military government that wants one thing: control. They want to control everything and everyone, because in their minds you can only have peace under an iron fist. They take over entire planets and destroy anyone who opposes them. They won't stop at killing innocent people to get what they want--in fact, they don't even start with anything else.

[spontaneouscombustion]

... Okay, I think your bad guys win.

[She's not making any motions to cut him off or anything. Carry on, dude.]

[forcesensitive]

[He clenches one hand into a fist.]

Some people decided this was a terrible idea and wanted to oppose the First Order. Other people wanted to pretend that nothing was wrong - maybe they didn't have all the facts, maybe they just didn't want to attract their attention. It comes down to the same thing. Only a small force called the Resistance had the courage to fight them.

[And maybe Poe's told her he's part of the Resistance.]

The bigger group, the one that didn't think anything was wrong, they're called the Republic. A lot of planets are part of the Republic, and they all get along because they send their Senators to the government to work out trade agreements and settle disputes with each other.

The First Order wanted to strike at the Resistance, but their base was hidden So instead, General Hux decided the best way to make them come out of hiding was to destroy the entire planetary system where the Republic had its headquarters.

[spontaneouscombustion]

... The whole WHAT?!

[forcesensitive]

The whole system. Half a dozen planets and moons, gone. Just like that.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Just gonna... slump on the table now.]

That's horrible... I'm so sorry... So why is he after you?

[forcesensitive]

[Finn bites his lip. There are a number of reasons, but...he's still not comfortable having the I'm a Stormtrooper chat with people.]

I helped blow up the weapon that did it.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[If she knew about the chat with Ahsoka, Pinkie would be soooo miffed right now.]

You did? Well good for you, that's GREAT, Finn! So you're a hero back home too, huh?

[KARMA, feel the unintentional guilting!]

[forcesensitive]

[It won't happen for a few days, at least.]

I--don't know. I got hurt on the way out, and I haven't woke up there yet.

But General Hux sure doesn't see me as a hero.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[And theeeen he'll tell her, right?]

Well of course not, he's the craziest person I've ever heard of! And I'm friends with a draconequus back home!

[forcesensitive]

[Probably. But it's something he needs to tell the Jedi in person first.]

Look, the point is, if he knows who my friends are, he's not going to leave them alone. Right now he doesn't know I'm here, and I want to keep it that way for as long as I can. So please don't mess with him, okay?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Okay, I won't. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

[That's an odd set of motions that goes with it, but she looks dead serious as she makes the oath.]

[forcesensitive]

Thanks.

[He still looks unhappy, though.]

I'm gonna have to think about what to do about all this for a little while.

[spontaneouscombustion]

No kidding. I'm kinda worried about which ship he's gonna get put on.

[forcesensitive]

[Well, shit, he hadn't even considered that.]

I am not staying on the same ship as him.

[spontaneouscombustion]

You mean he's not staying on the same ship as you! Sweet Celestia, why would the Atroma take somebody like THAT here?

Hmmm I wonder if you can put in a transfer for somebody else?

[forcesensitive]

Because we have empty space. I don't think they need more of a reason than that.

[Maybe he can crash with Ahsoka on the Starstruck if that happens....]

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Noooo don't leave us, Finn!]

Still, if he gets sent here... I dunno, but I'm not gonna let him hurt any of you guys at all. Or destroy any more planets.