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[ladybro]

Who: Kate Bishop + YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Yesterday evening.

Want to play a game? [ kate's surroundings are, quite evidently, a lush little corner of málum. the neon-y blue tinge of the bar's decor casts its colour over her features. there's a tall, impressively concocted cocktail at her elbow. ] I mean, I know I do. So here's how it goes: you tell me anywhere you'd rather be but here, with the caveat that it can't just be a home. I think it's safe to say that home is a very understandable answer, but it's also a little too achingly realistic for my purposes. So pick somewhere else. Pick Ibiza. Pick Iceland, if you want.

Well, unless Iceland is your home. Then please refer to rule numero uno. It also happens to be the game's only rule. [ short and sweet, that's our katerade.

and maybe about an hour (and maybe another drink) later: ] ...Does anyone wanna come dance with me?

[ swipe right, dear flooters. swipe right. ]

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[ladybro]

You should tell me about it. [ but this is so public! ] Over a drink.

[takingkarabusiness]

I'm free right now if you're inviting me.

[ladybro]

Definitely an invite.

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[takingkarabusiness]

Okay! See you in a sec.

[ and she's there! once she locates kate, she'll come over and sit ]

Any good answers lately?

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[ladybro]

[ a wave. a smile. and kate relaxes in her booth. ]

I talked to a guy who wants to visit a digital city in a game he likes to play. That was pretty quirky.

[takingkarabusiness]

You did say anywhere but home.

[ladybro]

I definitely brought it on myself.

[takingkarabusiness]

Where would you go?

[ladybro]

Paris. [ she smiles. ] Again.

[takingkarabusiness]

It's pretty great.

I might say Hawaii. Beaches for days.

[ladybro]

Unfortunately, Hawaii doesn't check my self-imposed rule box for this game. [ ... ] Not the 'home' rule, but a second rule I gave myself.

[takingkarabusiness]

Ooh, secret rules. What's that one?

[ladybro]

Only cities with opera houses that are worth visiting.

[takingkarabusiness]

Honolulu isn't on the international opera scene?

[ladybro]

'Fraid not. [ ... ] But you were gonna tell me a story about Irish things?

[takingkarabusiness]

Oh, just that the last people I fought at home called herself Banshee, aka Siobhan Smythe. Turns out she has some kind of crazy screamy power.

[ladybro]

Huh. I'm pretty sure there was an X-Man named Banshee. I wonder what happened to him.

[ spoiler alert, he died. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Um... I think Kitty or Hank mentioned him...

[ he sure did die ]

Anyway, this Banshee is nothing like that. She's obnoxious.

[ladybro]

Loud?

[takingkarabusiness]

Like, shouted me literally through a skyscraper window loud.

[ladybro]

Whaaaaaat -- [ she takes an eager sip of her drink. girl, this is a story. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

Man, this story is a lot more complicated.

Okay, so, as you know, being a superhero? Kind of hard on your work attendance. I try my best but I can only be so many places at once, you know?

So Ms. Grant hired Siobhan, mostly to teach me a lesson by pretending she was replacing me. But it wasn't really cute. Siobhan is one of those classic mean girls, so she was really competitive from the get-go, but she also didn't really listen to advice while she was trying to impress Ms. Grant. There's an art to it, and she screwed up here and there.

Anyway, her joining the office kind of coincided with a... complicated few days, where I was affected by something that kind of made me the evil version of myself? It was terrible. Every bad impulse I've ever had was right there and there was nothing I could do to stop it. So while I was out trashing my public reputation, Ms. Grant chose not to run any stories about how terrible I was being, besides looking out for public safety. Siobhan went behind her back to poach the story to CatCo's main publishing rival, the Daily Planet.

I noticed all of that and I kind of. Acted vindictively? And exposed her poaching to Ms. Grant. So Ms. Grant fired her and Siobhan blamed me. Maybe not entirely unreasonably, but she shouldn't have done that. So, whatever. She's bitter because she thinks I got her fired, and she finds out she can break her fall with her scream after tripping off the roof of a building.

So she came back to the office for revenge and bam, right out the window. Luckily, a speedster happened to be at the right place at the right time.

[ladybro]

[ dot dot dot... ]

You, uh, went evil? [ because that's what's most important to take from this. ]

[takingkarabusiness]

[ yeah, well, that makes her uncomfortable ]

Complicated few days, like I said.

And evil might be overstating it.

Extreme PMS?

[ladybro]

No, no -- there's no need to sugar it. [ kate nods. ] It happens to all the big names, eventually.