video » fleetwide

[ladybro]

Who: Kate Bishop + YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Yesterday evening.

Want to play a game? [ kate's surroundings are, quite evidently, a lush little corner of málum. the neon-y blue tinge of the bar's decor casts its colour over her features. there's a tall, impressively concocted cocktail at her elbow. ] I mean, I know I do. So here's how it goes: you tell me anywhere you'd rather be but here, with the caveat that it can't just be a home. I think it's safe to say that home is a very understandable answer, but it's also a little too achingly realistic for my purposes. So pick somewhere else. Pick Ibiza. Pick Iceland, if you want.

Well, unless Iceland is your home. Then please refer to rule numero uno. It also happens to be the game's only rule. [ short and sweet, that's our katerade.

and maybe about an hour (and maybe another drink) later: ] ...Does anyone wanna come dance with me?

[ swipe right, dear flooters. swipe right. ]

Comments

[residu]

no trust me
It's a train wreck
And no one survives

[ladybro]

I don't know. I'm pretty hardy.

[residu]

no one survives and then the relatives sue the train company and then it tanks and goes under
that's how badly i dance

[ladybro]

Now you're just making me curious.

[residu]

no
no curiosity
stop that

[ladybro]

Too bad. I'm naturally inquisitive. All ace private investigators are.

[ at least she was an investigator for, like, a month. that counts right? ]

[residu]

isn't there like a saying about cats to do with that


[ That totally counts ]

[ladybro]

Sure, but I am absolutely not a cat.

[residu]

hahaha
You still don't wanna see it

[ladybro]

Too bad. This is now a life goal of mine.

[residu]

you need better life goals

[ladybro]

Maybe I'll take pictures, too.

[ trollin' trollin' trollin' ]

[residu]

so what ship were you on again so I can avoid that forever

[ladybro]

Blameless.

Apt name, don't you think?

[residu]

that is the guiltiest sounding name I have ever heard in my life

[ladybro]

Clearly you've never met the Punisher.

[ it's ok; neither has she. ]

[residu]

...alright that ones pretty terrible

[ladybro]

Right? Tackiest vigilante name ever.

[residu]

seriously
It's sounds more like an s&m thing

[ladybro]

That's a visual I never needed to visualize. Thanks.

[residu]

you're welcome

[ladybro]

Wanna know what would really take my mind off of it?

[residu]

sure?

[ladybro]

You. Dancing.

[ dude you walked into that one. ]

[residu]

[ LMFAO KATE

yes. yes he did. ]

oh my god i should have seen that coming