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[ino]

Who: Ino and you!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Three Twins only
When: Tonight!

[ action only -- for anyone who might be keeping an eye on her while she's been unconscious ]

[ It's been a few days, and while she's been asleep, a few strange changes have occurred ... her face and hair a little longer, her body a little more filled out -- so on and so forth. A couple of days is no time at all when you're busy remembering a whole year or two worth of memories!

But tonight is when she suddenly groans and moves to sit up a little, face in her hands for a moment as she rubs her eyes. ... And then she's looking around. ]

... Wait. What?

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[ A somewhat familiar -- but a little older looking -- blonde appears on the network. She takes a moment to fix her hair before she speaks. ]

Well ... hi again, everyone. I guess I'm back now? Super weird, but what else is new, right? -- Did I miss anything exciting?

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[save_the_souls]

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How...?

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[ino]

Uh ...

[ How to summarize this succintly. ]

Basically, Hinata had some sort of creepy stalker admirer living on the moon, and he kidnapped her and built some thing into the moon that was going to make the moon crash into the Earth so everyone would die but them so they could repopulate the world. I guess.

Anyways, Naruto managed to rescue her and stop the whole thing.

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[save_the_souls]

Uh...

[A pause as he tries to think of what to say to THAT whole story]

Uhhhh.

[NOPE HE"S GOT NOTHING. WHAT THE FUCK]

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[ino]

Yeah, it was pretty weird.

[ She shrugs. ]

Anyways, they're a thing now. Sasuke disappeared to who-the-fuck-knows-where, like he does. Shikamaru and Chouji have their long-distance girlfriends now, too.

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[save_the_souls]

Wow...

[Okay yeah, very weird. Moving on with his life. And of course Sasuke ditched out. That doesn't surprise him]

- It's hard to picture Shikamura with a girlfriend. But good for Chouji!

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[ino]

Oh, that's because you haven't met Temari. At least I don't think you have? She doesn't tolerate any of his shit, they're perfect together.

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[save_the_souls]

I don't think I have? But I'll take your word for it.

[He smiles] I'm glad everyone's doing well. I was worried about them.

[Except Sasuke. Because he gives zero fucks about Sasuke]

What's the proposal you're working on?

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[ino]

Oh, that -- ah ...

[ She's excited about it, but it does require some level of seriousness to talk about. ]

Well, after the war was over ... there were a lot of kids who were affected, you know? Civilians and the kids of shinobi both. Sakura had the idea to put together a place they could go ... you know, to work through things, and get the attention they need for what they're going through. So we're working together on it now. It'll be my world's first psychiatric facility.

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[save_the_souls]

A psychiatric facility...?

[Okay so in his time? That's..not a good thing, BUT- with Ino and Sakura running it?]

Wow, that's a really good idea! I could imagine a lot of people in Konoha could benefit from something like that!

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[ino]

I think so, too. There's a lot we can do to keep them from dealing with the same stuff we had to, the hard way.

[ She does look proud, at least. ]

It's just going to take a lot of work to get it up and running. Nothing we can't handle, but we've been investigating some terrorists at the same time. I'm pretty good at multitasking, but there's not much I can do about that one.