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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes
Action: she'll be on the planet and the pathstone if anyone wants action!
When: 6/27

so i passed out for like literally a week and apparently woke up in hell because i went to check out this new place and everyone keeps trying to hold my hand

question 1: why

question 2: what did i do to deserve this

discuss

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[paraclete]

Oh, I was thinking of you recently. Another thing we could discuss is your well-being, in that case...

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[robitussin]

what wellbeing

i wish for death

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[paraclete]

[Okay, come on, he takes everything 100% literally, all the time.]

It could be a decision you'd regret, Opal. Please consider everything carefully before you harm yourself.

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[robitussin]

that was a joke

i wasn't being serious

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[paraclete]

Oh.

[WELL IT WASN'T FUNNY.]

:) ?

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[robitussin]

yeah sure :) sounds good

anyways what were you saying about my wellbeing

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[paraclete]

Well, you said you passed out, and for an unusually long time. I've put together a checklist noting (hopefully) everything you, as a human, need after waking up.

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[robitussin]

aw

what does your list include

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[paraclete]

The following:

- restroom (your body needs to be rid of toxins!)
- change clothes (you'll feel better!)
- consume food (some foods are healthier than others; but there is such a thing as "comfort food" which helps emotionally)
- consume liquid (water?)
- wash hands/face (similar to clothing)
- brush teeth (saliva production decreases during sleep and can cause discomfort)
- blow nose (dislodge anything extraneous?)

I don't think I've forgotten anything...

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[robitussin]

i don't know how to react to this

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[paraclete]

I would suggest working your way down the list.

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[robitussin]

sure

anyways how do you like this wormhole of personal space invasion

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[paraclete]

This might be the most wonderful place I have ever been.

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[robitussin]

somehow that doesn't surprise me