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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes
Action: she'll be on the planet and the pathstone if anyone wants action!
When: 6/27

so i passed out for like literally a week and apparently woke up in hell because i went to check out this new place and everyone keeps trying to hold my hand

question 1: why

question 2: what did i do to deserve this

discuss

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[helladoomed]

could be worse

everyone could be trying to kiss you

[Chloe price = never helping.]

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[robitussin]

wow i just went from "ready to bust out the linkin park lyrics" to "ready to puke" at just the thought of that

also: if they heard you and use it as an idea i will have my revenge

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[helladoomed]

you're welcome.

and if you think holding hands is awful does that mean your revenge would be like, a hug?

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[paraclete]

Oh, I was thinking of you recently. Another thing we could discuss is your well-being, in that case...

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[robitussin]

what wellbeing

i wish for death

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[paraclete]

[Okay, come on, he takes everything 100% literally, all the time.]

It could be a decision you'd regret, Opal. Please consider everything carefully before you harm yourself.

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[angelherding]

if you think this is hell have i got a story for you
if you want answers though it's probably: shits and giggles
or because you touch yourself at night

any other burning questions

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[robitussin]

i am virginal and pure, do not besmirch my honor

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[angelherding]

oh you poor thing
my condolences

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[interstices]

Wear gloves.

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[robitussin]

oh come on

it's the principle of the thing!

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[interstices]

At least they're not hugging. That I've seen.

[resnipstance]

What's wrong with holding hands?

[robitussin]

do you want a list

[resnipstance]

Sure, if you want?

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[experiencepoints]

1: Because we didn't miss Echo bullshit enough, apparently.
2: I'm sure you can think of something.

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[robitussin]

i am innocent and have never done anything to deserve this, ever

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[experiencepoints]

I can name like five things off the top of my head.
But I'll just summarize them into 'nearly every conversation we have ever had'.

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[grandstanding]

1. Cultural differences. It doesn't help.

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[robitussin]

poison may have been preferable to this

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[grandstanding]

I'm close to agreeing, but not quite there.

If you get a job or do something that occupies your hands, it won't happen as much. Carry something around all day.

[feathery]

you forgot question 3
who the hell decided holding hands had to result in emotional swappage

[robitussin]

normally i'd ask if you were kidding

but nope that seems like a logical procession of bullshit

[winn]

your warmth is just irresistible.

are you ok?

[robitussin]

i walk down the street and people feel compelled to stop me and tell me how cheerful and inspiring i am it's true

yeah?