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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes
Action: she'll be on the planet and the pathstone if anyone wants action!
When: 6/27

so i passed out for like literally a week and apparently woke up in hell because i went to check out this new place and everyone keeps trying to hold my hand

question 1: why

question 2: what did i do to deserve this

discuss

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[grandstanding]

1. Cultural differences. It doesn't help.

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[robitussin]

poison may have been preferable to this

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[grandstanding]

I'm close to agreeing, but not quite there.

If you get a job or do something that occupies your hands, it won't happen as much. Carry something around all day.

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[robitussin]

carry around a baseball bat for the next person who decides to try and grab me

got it

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[grandstanding]

A tree branch will be easier to find.