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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes
Action: she'll be on the planet and the pathstone if anyone wants action!
When: 6/27

so i passed out for like literally a week and apparently woke up in hell because i went to check out this new place and everyone keeps trying to hold my hand

question 1: why

question 2: what did i do to deserve this

discuss

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[helladoomed]

could be worse

everyone could be trying to kiss you

[Chloe price = never helping.]

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[paraclete]

Oh, I was thinking of you recently. Another thing we could discuss is your well-being, in that case...

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[angelherding]

if you think this is hell have i got a story for you
if you want answers though it's probably: shits and giggles
or because you touch yourself at night

any other burning questions

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[robitussin]

wow i just went from "ready to bust out the linkin park lyrics" to "ready to puke" at just the thought of that

also: if they heard you and use it as an idea i will have my revenge

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[helladoomed]

you're welcome.

and if you think holding hands is awful does that mean your revenge would be like, a hug?

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[robitussin]

what wellbeing

i wish for death

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[robitussin]

i am virginal and pure, do not besmirch my honor

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[robitussin]

why would i hug you if i hate even holding hands

no offense to you of course

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[angelherding]

oh you poor thing
my condolences

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[paraclete]

[Okay, come on, he takes everything 100% literally, all the time.]

It could be a decision you'd regret, Opal. Please consider everything carefully before you harm yourself.

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[interstices]

Wear gloves.

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[robitussin]

that was a joke

i wasn't being serious

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[robitussin]

oh come on

it's the principle of the thing!

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[paraclete]

Oh.

[WELL IT WASN'T FUNNY.]

:) ?

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[robitussin]

yeah sure :) sounds good

anyways what were you saying about my wellbeing

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[paraclete]

Well, you said you passed out, and for an unusually long time. I've put together a checklist noting (hopefully) everything you, as a human, need after waking up.

[resnipstance]

What's wrong with holding hands?

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[experiencepoints]

1: Because we didn't miss Echo bullshit enough, apparently.
2: I'm sure you can think of something.

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[robitussin]

aw

what does your list include

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[robitussin]

your condescension is noted and tossed aside

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[angelherding]

how do you know i wasn't being sincere
that hurts my feelings

[robitussin]

do you want a list

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[robitussin]

i am innocent and have never done anything to deserve this, ever

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[robitussin]

yeah i can sense the hurt

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[angelherding]

:'(