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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes
Action: she'll be on the planet and the pathstone if anyone wants action!
When: 6/27

so i passed out for like literally a week and apparently woke up in hell because i went to check out this new place and everyone keeps trying to hold my hand

question 1: why

question 2: what did i do to deserve this

discuss

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[angelherding]

oh you poor thing
my condolences

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[robitussin]

your condescension is noted and tossed aside

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[angelherding]

how do you know i wasn't being sincere
that hurts my feelings

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[robitussin]

yeah i can sense the hurt

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[angelherding]

:'(

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[robitussin]

the guilt, it eats at me

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[angelherding]

as it should
repent, virginal pure snow maiden or whatever the hell you said

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[robitussin]

virginal and pure, do not misquote my incredibly serious statement

how can i ever prove my regret

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[angelherding]

i like the way i put it better
fuck if i know, it' your regret

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[robitussin]

my sympathy has abated

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[angelherding]

that was quick

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[robitussin]

i'm decisive

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[angelherding]

so i see
get any real answers yet

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[robitussin]

something about being respectful of cultural differences

ugh

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[angelherding]

allow me to give you some real advice
tell them to stop and pretend to be nice about it
most of them will leave you be

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[robitussin]

that's not as fun as complaining though

:(

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[angelherding]

i never said you had to stop complaining

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[robitussin]

careful or i might air my full list of grievances

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[angelherding]

oh oh oh
please do it in person
i've been dying to ask someone to step into my office

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[robitussin]

who the fuck allowed you to be a therapist

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[angelherding]

someone with a great sense of humor

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[robitussin]

do i get to lay on your fancy couch and bitch about life

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[angelherding]

absolutely

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[robitussin]

so i get to be comfy while doing something i would've done otherwise

sold

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[angelherding]

i do try to provide for those in need
i'm on the bishop should you actually take up the offer
if anything i have alcohol