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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes
Action: she'll be on the planet and the pathstone if anyone wants action!
When: 6/27

so i passed out for like literally a week and apparently woke up in hell because i went to check out this new place and everyone keeps trying to hold my hand

question 1: why

question 2: what did i do to deserve this

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[robitussin]

double sold

meet you in 20??

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[angelherding]

i'll be here

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[robitussin]

[here she is on the bishop, but also]

i realized right after i got here that i should have asked where your office is

spaceships are huge and mistakes were made

[angelherding]

i'll come get you

[and not a few moments later, here's Meg waltzing in, hands in her pockets and a half-smirk on her face. She raises both eyebrows when she sees Natalie]

It isn't that big.

[robitussin]

It is huge and I blame you. Not really.

[she takes a few steps towards her, and meg might notice a slight limp in her left leg if she's perceptive]

Important question, what kind of booze is it?

[angelherding]

[oh, she notices. She might even comment on it later, depending]

It's absolutely my fault, I arrived and they had to make it bigger to fit my charming personality.

And it's the strongest thing I could find on the bigger ship. I don't mess around.

[robitussin]

Damn. Enough credits for that already? You must be an even bigger mess than I am.

Anyways, give me some and I'll tell you enough shit to get you enough ratings to buy it back. Cool?

[angelherding]

Let's just say I have history with a couple of people here. It made for some exciting television.

I work at one of the bars, so don't worry about it. Sharing is caring, or some shit like that, right?

[robitussin]

Ooh, do tell. I want all the juicy details, or whatever.

Cool. I'll follow you if you wanna lead the way.

[angelherding]

You say that now.

Come along, then, gimpy, it's down this way. [see? Told you she'd point it out]

[robitussin]

Excuse you, I am exceptionally able bodied.

[she says, limping along]

[angelherding]

I never said you weren't.

[and here we are. She steps aside and makes an overly grand gesture] Please, step into my office.

[robitussin]

First the gimp joke, then it only escalates.

[walking inside and glancing around]

Nice digs.

[angelherding]

I told you I was going to do it.

[she follows in, tugging the door shut, and rounds to go sit at her desk. She immediately kicks her heels up on it]

I've never had an office before, but it's pretty decent.

[robitussin]

[taking a seat on whatever couch it has to offer]

Comfortable enough. In terms of what we talked about before... What've you got? I'm sure the viewers at home want to know.

[angelherding]

[she leans over to open a drawer, pulling out the alcohol she said she had and puts it on the desk]

Oh, I get to go first? You might wanna buckle in, kiddo.

[robitussin]

I wait with baited breath and all.

[angelherding]

Well, I should probably give some context first.

[she sits up straight and leans forward, eyes flickering over to all black with a half-smirk] I'm a demon. Nothing good comes with that, I'm afraid.

[and they flicker back to normal]

[robitussin]

Huh.

[glancing at her eyes with interest, but she doesn't seem upset or anything like that]

Do you at least get neat powers?

[angelherding]

I have all sorts of fun tricks up my sleeve.

But anyway. [she leans back in her chair, getting comfortable] There are two people here I have history with. I've tried to kill them, they've tried to kill me, we've played on the same team - we've had so many fun times.

[robitussin]

Not as interesting without the names, honestly. Spill.

[angelherding]

Sam and Dean Winchester. Our resident hunters - that I know of. For all I know, there's more hiding in the woodwork.

[robitussin]

...Sam? Somehow it wouldn't surprise me that he's a demon hunter.

[angelherding]

[she hums out an amused noise]

He hunts everything that goes bump in the night. I just happen to be one of the things.

[robitussin]

Huh. Well, hopefully he didn't actually murder you?